Towels for sale

With so many members throwing in the towel after getting frustrated with chess, the civic minded (but not necessarily civic tongued) bunny has decided to diligently collect them.

#clean up the community

#go green reuse towels

... And put them up for sale. 

#money is even greener

Any takers? The bunny may even put in designs on request. 

Great idea!

Indeed. For those who do not understand the importance of a towel. 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Towel_Day

"A towel, [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough."
- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1)

It’s a trap. The Rooster been pretending to not play but then the ol switch a roo comes.

here is one example

That sounds more like a response to a Vegas wedding proposal. 

Towels have achieved great things

OK maybe not this towel.... 

I've stockpiled my fair share of towels also...

Get a towel, don't be one. 

You're a bunny.

You're basically a walking towel.

Worse, you haven't heard the one about the bear and the bunny, have you? 

I'm not a bear.

So a diligent mod just moved this off-topic.  Part of their community clean up. The bunny's just garbage to them. No matter. The bunny will just wipe it up with his towel. See, good as new. 

How in the cosmos is this off topic? These towels are soaked with the tears of the community. Have you no heart? 

You know what they say about the forums...

If it's not off-topic it will be soon.

Actually no one says that. But everyone knows it's true.

Now we count to 1,000!

dream big,  how about till googolplex