Two-Sentence Stories

Muffin..

Not two-sentence, but still a banger

There once was a man that never drank.

He f***ing died of dehydration.

But what if I'm not home? What if the house burns down and there's nothing to explode?

To be, or not to be; of course, a silly question; but here's a better one: can you break this challenge with semicolons? Probably, but I'm to lazy to try.

What has eight mouths and thirty-one legs? My dog.

It is very easy to write a 2 sentence story, just connect multiple sentences to one, like this, or use semicolons like #26 said.

The end.

Some ask me: why start this argument over semicolon? To that I respond: you imbecile, you absolute doofus; they are more powerful than you realize; I only did this to warn them about their dangers.

Yes, you could break the challenge with semicolons. After all, it’s clauses you’re separating, but it’s still a single sentence.

I don’t encourage it, though.

To not enjoy a semicolon: a dastardly crime. I suppose I shall meet you in the middle, with half of one: a colon, instead.

A semi colon is half of a colon?

what.

The little tail on a colon has the same mass as two periods. My logic is flawless.

Meant this

The duck walked up to a lemonade stand.

And fell off a cliff.

The end.

the end isnt part of the story, it just shows that the story ended