i didnt know people actually used audiobooks tbh
Um

keep calm and carry on? from your neighbor's perspective, more like keep calm and call the police, then wait for them to come off hold for you to say what's wrong, then wait some more for them to come to ensure that everything at the other place is fine

keep calm and carry on? from your neighbor's perspective, more like keep calm and call the police, then wait for them to come off hold for you to say what's wrong, then wait some more for them to come to ensure that everything at the other place is fine
Lol

Ok now there’s some dwarfs and goblins screaming
Good luck with the police interrogation, man, because you're gonna need it with all this audio evidence of what sounds like children screaming from inside of your house

I’m listening to the hobbit audiobook and gollums just screeching. My neighbors probably think I kidnapped a mental person
are you on the sharks part eating everyone?

oof
stay back vincent, you evil beast
yeah vincent you evil beaste

oof
stay back vincent, you evil beast
yeah vincent you evil beaste
YE, WE HAVE COMMON GROUND MUDDISH, HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE CHICKEN NUGGETS
I’m listening to the hobbit audiobook and gollums just screeching. My neighbors probably think I kidnapped a mental person