For what, the forum? I don't get my painting back until the end of April, because it is at a show. Likewise, I will start the forum some time in May.
Upcoming Forum!!
What? Are you saying that I made this up of the top of my head? I didn't know that it would be at show the whole month of April, I just got the letter today.
"Bump" Just a reminder...... I get my painting back, when she gives it back. For all I know, it could be in another show.
We are tired of waiting for him to post "his" art, so We have decided to post a few pieces from Our "private collection". 

Yeah, so you all can chill for a bit. The next POSSIBLE time I could get it is Monday. If I get it then, I will post the forum by Friday. I will warn you, it is of shoes. Also, it is a still life.
Maxx, beautiful, just beautiful. Did you catch the scarcasm, because I know I did.
Nope, We are immune to the scarcasm and wish for you a speedy recovery. Maybe some chicken-soup and another masterpiece from Our collection will make you feel better.

This always brings a smile to Our face. Hope it does the same for you. >:[
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