😆😄😀VERSATILITY 2.0 - TIME TO RAP AND RHYME . . .ONE MORE TIME! 🤷‍♀️🤷🏻🤷🏽‍♂️

Last year, I posted a forum(strand, thread, whatever!) for people who love to rap, rhyme, freestyle, recite original verse, etc. It was NOT one of my more successful forums but out of all my forums, it is my personal favorite. I love to rap and freestyle and after this post, I will respond to you on this forum ONLY in rhyme. Only three topics are taboo - religion, politics, and smut “obscenity”(all per Chess.com policy). There are soooo many new forum page participants since this forum was last active that I thought it would be fun to do this forum again. I’ll open with this rhyme: 

Let’s rap and rhyme, show what you got - Make it sublime, yo, make it hot!                     Have some fun but keep it clean 🧼 and make it dope but NOT obscene!                           

I'm starting to worry, I'm starting to fret - for no one has answered my new forum yet! I'll answer my own post - oh boy, that's pathetic! If my strand is ignored, I will truly regret it!

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Thanks for your pity post, my bird of a feather - Us sensible sorts have to stick together!

I thought it was good, but I don’t really like rap. The least that I could do was comment once and clap.

I do not rap but I listen to rap music when I am alone

This forum is only bout one thing - that's rhyming - you don't need to rap if that's not where you shining - recite your favorite poem and maybe a song - just share what you got & you'll never go wrong!

Pizza is a salad, I’ll prove it to you.

Both the salad and the pizza you chew chew chew.

With veggies piled up on top,

Pizza’s the idyllic salad swap.

Spinach, onions, peppers, chicken,

Will have all my doubters stricken.

So what I’ll say till I am blue,

These go in salad too.

The crust is a crouton,

And most days it has fruit on.

And if you dare to take your chance,

Pizza tastes great with ranch.

So is that not a salad?

My argument is valid.

I’ll keep trying to persuade you

And I won’t dissuade you.

Cheese is the number one topping,

There’s a truth that’s quite whopping.

But that aside,

Let’s not be snide,

Cheese goes in salad too.

I think, I've decided, just yesterday,

That my name will no longer be Simon McRay.

That name, I've decided, is so obsolete,

That I have decided to that name, delete.

I need a very awesome name,

Like Jacob or Jake, or possibly Graeme.

Maybe I'll even aim quite a bit higher,

And pick a name like Steven Dan Pyer.

I won't stop there, I'm far from done.

I need a name unlike anyone.

Steven Dan Pyer's not an terrible name,

But I think I need one that's a little less tame

I'm thinking of Schnewzich, or maybe Von Shnine

Because both of those names sound incredibly fine.

I can't decide, I'm not quite sure,

Which name to pick, maybe Blonnburr?

This job is hard, I'm sure you see.

Picking a name is not easy.

There are so many names I could certainly choose,

Like Spitster, or Al, or Horatio Hoooz.

But Horatio Hoooz is only 12 letters,

I NEED MORE, like my friend, Mr. Halomofetters!

I could be Fitzgerald or Will,

Schnauzer or Blaine,

Theodore, Devereaux, Bartholomew, Hubert, or Blaine!

There's Maximilian, Rosencrantz, or - TOO MANY NAMES!!!!

I've made my choice.

I really have.

Steven Dan Pyer is a very nice name,

But my cousin, his name, why it's the very same.

Blonnburr I don't actually like

The name itself was a definite strike.

Though other names seemed quite nice,

I never really thought of them twice.

If I want a name unique to me,

Why then, it's very plain to see.

The name I pick, the one I choose

Are you ready to hear the real big news?

The name you can call me everyday,

Is none other than, why, Simon McCray.

Because though a long name would be quite interesting,

I just now remembered one little thing.

Just one you see,

Not two or three.

Just one,

And then we're done.

A name is what you make it,

Whether good or bad, it'll always fit.

So be careful how you use your name,

For good, or bad, or even fame.

Because that's how you'll be known,

Not by your car or xylophone.

So I decided, just today,

I'll keep my name, Simon McRay.

Thanks for your post, dude, now I feel okay - cuz I'm not the only poster here today.

I caved and posted some super great stuff - I'm hoping what I wrote isn't choppy or rough.

Did you get this verse from a published work - because if YOU wrote it, man, you a young Turk!

I wrote it

So it's not original but hey, that's all right - I'm sure that you got rhyme waiting to take flight!

It is original. I wrote both those poems.

You DID write it? Find a publisher quick! Cause this is amazing, it's quite a neat trick!

Do you really think so? Cause you just made my day. I've never heard that before, I just need to say!

roll my pain up in a backwood

pour my feelings in the styrofoam

hide my emotions like an app to tell my secrets on the microphone

where do all the stars go

when the sun come out and shine

where do all the clouds go

when the rain fall from my eyes

i might be trippin but correct me if im wrong

aint nuthin different nuthin changes when you gone

cant love these b****** cuz they leave you before long

cant trust these b****** cuz they whispering when you gone

i only got one life aint another one

yall ppl live like you got a hunnid of em

bout to lap dem boyz so they think they ahead of me

but im really in front of them

now sum of them fumbling they bags

f***** up the lil crumbs that they had

a reminder to humble yourself

this s*** could be gone in an instant

me im running long distance

im neva retiring

im not at my prime

deez dayz all the rappers be dyin

way before they gettin they shine

i neva even heard of lil buddy

til somebody murdered lil buddy

now im on the phone searchin lil buddy name

got to playing his tunes

all day in my room

thinking damn this s*** wicked

to get they name buzzin

deez homies gotta go lay in a tomb

and the media thirsty for clicks

i got a new rule

if u aint neva posted a rapper when he was alvive you cant post about him after he hit

its simple its the principle

on any tempo im invincible

i dont even rap i just vent to you

i rather that than an interview

most days

f*** em all like im going thru hoe phase

young brodie shot out the whip like road rage

i pray all my dawgs stay so paid

and the only thing that kill em is old age