very important questions?

why are trash cans so mean? Is Ronald Reagan in hiding? Why did the noobs throw rubber duckies at the white house? Is animal crossing really real life and we’re in the matrix? Ghbntrhnvrtnvrungerugvgjdnfhdjvoidd?

Is Obama yo mama? Who got the idea of making a game where people make games? How do people know what poop tastes like, and why did they write a Wikipedia article about it? Why does baldi only teach you the basics? Why will Alexa insult you but compliment your mama? Why am I asking you these questions? Why would the aliens invade us if they have better stuff then us? Why am I using this font? Why can’t the Monalisa smile? Is cereal a soup or is soup a cereal? How much wood would a beaver chuck if a beaver could chuck wood? Why do you never see librarians reading books?

I want you to answer all these questions!

he ate a pot is the answer to all those questions

that doesn't even make sense for most of them.