It is really a shame that write-in candidates are not allowed, as letsgohome is taking the art to a hole 'nother level.
Please allow write-ins next month.
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Nov 10, 2013
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I play 400 rated players every week. There are no subtleties. I throw two or three pieces in the middle of the board that can strike f2 or f7, and the game is over in a few moves.
James, did you mean you play 400 different players that all are rated.....or did you mean you play players, in general, that their ratings are around 400 each? Or both?
sapientdust wrote:
It is really a shame that write-in candidates are not allowed, as letsgohome is taking the art to a hole 'nother level.
Please allow write-ins next month.
I'm confident that letsgohome will be nominated for this month's contest. The only reason why he wasn't nominated for the October contest (the one we're voting for now) is because during the nominations period he was in the middle of a 1 month ban by chess.com, during which none of his threads or comments on the forums could be seen.
Nov 10, 2013
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#266
Players rated 400 (in reference to letsgohome's diatribe). It's a consequence of teaching chess to children.
When my blitz junkie kicks in I play 400 different rated players.
macer75 wrote:
sapientdust wrote:
It is really a shame that write-in candidates are not allowed, as letsgohome is taking the art to a hole 'nother level.
Please allow write-ins next month.
I'm confident that letsgohome will be nominated for this month's contest. The only reason why he wasn't nominated for the October contest (the one we're voting for now) is because during the nominations period he was in the middle of a 1 month ban by chess.com, during which none of his threads or comments on the forums could be seen.
Could they not extend the ban to 6 months?
Mr_Tarkanian wrote:
I don't know about anybody else, but I've always hoped that Kay and LetsGoHome would eventually date. This latest news seems like somewhat of a setback. :(
No way. If letsgonuts ever knocked on my door he would be made as welcome as a fart in a space suit.
Great. So much for him both knocking on doors and knocking boots. :(
olichris wrote:
Do not despair fellow romantics.
Kay is merely playing hard to get , it is simply a part of their mating ritual.
"Fart in a space suit"
Let us look deeper than the surface statement into the true meaning of the statement.
Kay feels she is in a spacesuit, thus expressing the limitations she feels in her current life.
A fart might just be the impetus for her to get out of the suit and move towards a better life with the farter, who of course is Lets go home.
I am sure that once you have both exhausted your initial repetoire of mating positions ( after marriage of course !!!) you will choose me as your marital therapist.
As you can see from my insightful interpretation above it would be a marvellous opportunity for me to make loads of money by bamboozling you with a load of absolute psychotwaddle.
And there might be a very deep point to that, might anyone care to guess ??
Your friend
Anoliloadofbull.
Many thanks for your monologue, oli load of bull. However, trust me when I say, I might be fed up but I'm not hard up. 
Shoot. Maybe Chris will be able to woo her. I sense a lot of stand off -ishness.
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olichris wrote:
Well of course it is Kay , thats why I signed it " Anoliloadofbull"
However the admission that you are fed up is a good starting point, whether or not you end up hard up is really a question for another type of site !
Hi OilyChris, thanks for your assessment, cheque is in the post.
Your friend Kayakattack.
PS. Don't give up the day job. :)
Chris, Kay....you live in the same country.....BUT your flags are different. Can you two rascals tell me why one selected England, while the other one picked the entire Great Britain as a selected flag?
And is England the same as Great Britain, except that it is just a small part of it? And is Great Britain considered a continent, while England is a country? And if Great Britain isn't a continent, what continent is it considered in?
And if Great Britain isn't a continent, then it, too, is considered just a country? But if Great Britain is also a country, how can England be a country, too, when it is a portion of Great Britain???
Glad I have my foreign friends to straighten this whole issue out. Once we get the country - continent thing straight, then we can work on Kay's issues with having commitment's to the opposite sex.
Mr_Tarkanian wrote:
Chris, Kay....you live in the same country.....BUT your flags are different. Can you two rascals tell me why one selected England, while the other one picked the entire Great Britain as a selected flag?
And is England the same as Great Britain, except that it is just a small part of it? And is Great Britain considered a continent, while England is a country? And if Great Britain isn't a continent, what continent is it considered in?
And if Great Britain isn't a continent, then it, too, is considered just a country? But if Great Britain is also a country, how can England be a country, too, when it is a portion of Great Britain???
Glad I have my foreign friends to straighten this whole issue out. Once we get the country - continent thing straight, then we can work on Kay's issues with having commitment's to the opposite sex.
And also, Harryz is using a Canadian flag, which is sorta like Kay using an England flag instead of a UK flag...
Harry's Canadian flag gets me both confused AND ticked, too, right along with ya.
Don't know why olichris uses the union flag (Great Britain). I use the English flag (cross of St. George) because I'm English. Maybe he lives in England but is either Scottish, Welsh, or from Northern Ireland.
Great Britain is not a continent, Europe is a continent. Great Britain is within Europe.
The flag of Great Britain is called the union flag when on land, and it's called the union jack when aboard a ship.
kayak21 wrote:
Don't know why olichris uses the union flag (Great Britain). I use the English flag (cross of St. George) because I'm English. Maybe he lives in England but is either Scottish, Welsh, or from Northern Ireland.
Great Britain is not a continent, Europe is a continent. Great Britain is within Europe.
The flag of Great Britain is called the union flag when on land, and it's called the union jack when aboard a ship.
So.....Great Britain isn't a country...but a Union??? I have heard people refer to Great Britain as a country. And if its a country, AND England is also a country.....How do you guys have countries inside of countries??? That almost seems not right. :(
harryz wrote:
Mr_Tarkanian wrote:
Harry's Canadian flag gets me both confused AND ticked, too, right along with ya.
There is nothing confusing about my canadian flag. I am from Canada.
Hmmmmm. You put the Canadian flag on your profile because.......... you actually ARE from Canada. I guess that seems ok. Yes, you passed the test.
For you must understand that my knowledge does indeed transcend even a program designed by the top computer programmers of the top, most innovative company in this world. I will give you an analogy, brah, to try and attenuate the complexity of my words, brah, a chess analogy at that. A GM playing a 400 rated player can understand every effacious possibility that the (400 rated)player hopes to achieve, thus victory is an eventuality. However, a 400 rated player will probably never be able to comprehend the subtleties of each move of the GM. To put it in layman's terms, on the dichotomy of genius and sub-par intelligence(SPI) the genius can understand the thought process of SPI, but may not concur with the reasons behind the thought process (this is why a smart person can teach or take advantage of one with less intelligence, in theory). However, the SPI may never be able understand the thought process of a genius, because he if could he would then change his thought process (utility theory).
Thus, my disciple, you have given me the greatest honour of saying that a computer program cannot understand the prespicaciousness and abstractness of my arguments, thus the ONLY logical conclusion is that I am the highest intellectual in the universe, because based on your quote if i was an idiot then this computer program would have been surely able to understand me. For if a computer program formulated by top programmers fails to understand me, how can you, my kayaking friend.
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In this world of withheld permissions may you fly higher than my intellectual level.
Wow... that was actually pretty deep. Letsgohome, I have to admit, when I'm reading your posts and I'm trying to guess how old you are, sometime I feel like you're, like, 10 years old, and other times I feel like you're a pretty intelligent, even wise guy. The post that I just quoted is definitely an example of the latter. I don't know if you really know about the SPI and all that stuff you wrote about, or if you did research on it before writing that comment, or even if you just came up with it off the top of your head and it's not even real, but either way, that was a really deep and intellectual response. Kudos to you brah!
PS: That said, I'm still more a fan of your non-intellectual, obnoxious and persistent trolling.