War Game!

okay i have a fun idea

imma make a time travel machine and bring hitler back to life as a zombie general, starting a russian war/zombie apocalypse on earth

I eat the toothpaste instead and get intensive diarrhea so that my homies can fulfill the mission. o7 boys

I throw my diarrhea at your time machine after you entered it. Now its broken

in the time it took to get the people to my planet, i have used a warp pipe to teleport to a different planet along with my fortress and all of my possessions onto a different planet light years away.

I'm able to do this because I threaten to kill a single kitten if they come any closer.

also, that's disgusting.

so i teleport you a flattened big mac coated with drugs to get rid of your diarrihea.

i kill the kitten.

it's your fault it's dead, wacky wahoo pizza man.

you must deal with the grief you have caused as you stare into the kitten's mother's sad, sad eyes.

i create a spark of infinite rivalry with a can of pepsi and bottle of coke while having a wooper, a pokemon with no arms use ice punch, a move that requires hands, which creates a timelapse into all realms which i use to bring ackshunbroshun with his army back into the reality realm

i eat a single cookie as i laugh maniaclly staring at the destruction i have caused

this is less fun now that i have destroyed everything to destroy