What Beats Rock? 🪨

Assassins from the past

#391 this is NOT lore accurate to the second balkan war

the assassins being fired

The assassins being jannisaries and murdering the sultan who just fired them. (I segwayed back to the Balkan Wars, see?)

Me killing you 😭 😭 😭

Me using guerrilla warfare and flooding my house so I take you down with me.

Me escaping

The assassins from the future striking again

My infinite assassins striking and ending you in the matter of a few seconds

Them getting distracted, allowing the assassins from the future to slaughter them.

Ending you

With no question

French people driving snails to extinction before Job forms his cult

i don’t want to beat that, that’s my ideal scenario…

slugs evolving to grow shells

French people eating all the slugs too

The french people somehow surviving

the slugs being poisonous