Haha,
What do you do for a living?

I just........ I dunno
You don't have a job?
Kids these days... when I was 10 year old I worked in a coal mine for 12 hours a day
(not really)

I resist the urge to flex a mighty yet impossible feat I did at a young age in a topic that asks what I do for a living.

I'm Gatesy's Divorce Lawyer - I can't tell you how much I'm earning from his split with Melinda -but let's just say, he's paying me by the second.
I just........ I dunno