It depends to the girls I like to say......
To the guys I usually say.....
Do you think I am being too sexist baby?
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Here's something that's being talked about all over facebook today. You don't have to BE on facebook. You could just recieve this anynomously;
ALERT! If you recieve this, DO NOT OPEN. ITS A HOAX, + A VIRUS
FALSE: A virus is circulating disguised as a video called the Dance of the Pope.
SNOPES.COM
Philosophy, psychology .........exciting and exhilirating travel destinations......most things that stimulate the amygdala lol
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Philosophy, psychology .........exciting and exhilirating travel destinations......most things that stimulate the amygdala lol
The last time my amygdala was stimulated I ended up having a baby. Or was that indigestion? I tend to forget ? 
The last time my amygdala was stimulated I ended up having a baby. Or was that indigestion? I tend to forget ?
..........now THAT is funny
I rarely bring up religion. But sensing that we all seem not so busy at the moment. I thought maybe we could take a quick survey?
God's Total Quality Control Survey...
One of the marks of the truly religious God-believer is his or her willingness to speak their mind honestly to God, much as King David did in the Psalms. Well, whether everything in your family is going well, or disaster has struck again, here is a way to send God some feedback. (Delivery instructions not included.)
GOD'S TOTAL QUALITY MANAGEMENT QUESTIONNAIRE
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer the following questions. Please keep in mind that your responses will be kept completely confidential, and that you need not disclose your name or address unless you prefer a direct response to comments or suggestions.
1. How did you find out about God?
__Newspaper __Other Book __Television __Divine Inspiration __Word of mouth __Near Death Experience __Bible __Torah __Other
2. Are you currently using any other source of inspiration in addition to God? Please check all that apply.
__Tarot __Lottery __Horoscope __Television __Fortune cookies __Ann Landers __Self-help books __Sex __Biorythms __Alcohol or drugs __Insurance policies __Mantras __None __Other: _____________________
3. God employs a limited degree of Divine Intervention to preserve the balanced level of felt presence and blind faith. Which would you prefer (circle one)?
a. More Divine Intervention
b. Less Divine Intervention
c. Current level of Divine Intervention is just right
d. Don't know
4. God also attempts to maintain a balanced level of disasters and miracles. Please rate on a scale of 1-5 the divine handling of the following (1=unsatisfactory, 5=excellent):
a. Disasters (flood, famine, earthquake, war) 1 2 3 4 5
b. Miracles (rescues, spontaneous remission of disease, sports upsets) 1 2 3 4 5
5. Do you have any additional comments or suggestions for improving the quality of God's services? (Attach an additional sheet if necessary):
_________________________________________________________
_________________________________________________________
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1. Word Of Mouth...Other.....Missionaries door knocking my home
2. Watching the "Divine Hour Of Power" on Sunday morning before watching the movie "Sweet November " for the 4th time
3. a....... No reason required
4. 4. Keeps the faith high and in the news.........very sadly
1. Not nearly enough these days
5. Being able to enter religious organisations at the rank of Lietentant to make it more attractive. More pastel and bright colours for pastoral outfits....
Oh God NO!
