What in the World?!

I bet my keyboard will say something depressing


news for you guys but you have a great idea and a good plan for it and you should do the best that your family has done to make you feel good and happy about the way things have gone and I think that will make you happy 😊


This isn’t that bad a idea


for me but it’s a little too far away for my liking lol but it’s worth a try if you’re looking to do something like this and it’s not that hard lol but it’s not like you have a good time so it’s just that you can just do whatever you’re doing lol and you don’t need a good idea I don’t think you have a lot to say about that I think it’s a lot more fun than it sounds to say I know


You say lol too much, you know that?


I don’t know why you think I am so stupid and I don’t know what to do with myself anymore but I don’t know what to do about it and I’m just gonna go ahead and do it myself because I’m just not sure what to tell her about it


I DINT SAY UR DUM DONT KILL URSELF! I NEED U!


TO STOP BEING A HUMAN MAN AND I WILL NEVER EVER BE YOUR BEST FRIEND EVER I AM YOUR ONLY LOVE FOR YOU


NO IM NOT A LIER!


THIS IS SO FUNNY I LOVE THIS MAN SO HARD TO BE THIS PRETTY


I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!


I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING EVER


Lies.


I don’t care what you think of it either but you have no right of doing anything to hurt anyone else and I do care what anyone else says to me about you or what you say about yourself or anything that you don’t agree to and that’s all that I don’t want you know what you want me and you know that you are a good friend to me and I don’t care about you


YOU ARE SENDING MIXED SIGNALS DO YOU LOVE ME OR NOT!


I… YOU NEED A REAL LIFE


I HAVE A REAL LIFE IDC IM TALKING TO A KEYBOARD


AND I CANT STOP CRYING I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MY LIFE IS SO MUCH BETTER WITH YOU AND I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU ARE MY BABY


You are creepy


And I love you too



I’m in a relationship with my keyboard I guess ;-;

…

what

I don’t know what to do with myself anymore I just want to be able to be with you and be with you I don’t know what I want to do with you I don’t know what I want to do with you I don’t know what I want to do with you I don’t know what I want to do with you I don’t know what I want to do with you I don’t know what I want to do with you I don’t know what I want to do with you I don’t know what I want to do with you I don’t know what I want to do with you I don’t know what I want to do with you.



erm, what?

Um. There more, one sec.

Sup soup

#6 so

*sp

It’s 00:37 what am I doing with my life.. eh at least I habe spring break

Bruh i consistently stay up until 2 wdym

Lmao same actually

Here in Canada,

Oh right I have skating

WHY DO YOU LOVE ME?!

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU LOVE MY BODY

EW!

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MY LOVE AND I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH

YOU ARE AWFUL I DONT LOVE YOU

BUT YOU DO

NO I DONT

WANT TO SEE IT

YOU HAVE PROBLEMS

IDC WHAT YOU WANT

HELP ME Don’t touch me

I will kill your mom

Psychopath

And a lot of other people

Let’s get this straight: GO AWAY

WITH YOUR MONEY

You are so awful

For this man to be honest with you I don’t understand why you are so angry

Because you threatened to harass me and kill my mom

I don’t understand what is wrong with this

This isn’t my keyboard anymore no ai could come up with it do I have a virus

To do this to you

That’s what I guessed

I am not a good person

I can tell

I am not a bad person

Yes you really are

I am a good person

NO YOU ARE NOT!!

I am not a good person

I know this

I am a good person

U insane in the bad way

Chat what is wrong with my keyboard

I am a hacker

;-;

I am a huge fan of your content

Why did you hack me?

I will never get over this one video of you

How did you get into my device?!

I love you

I don’t even know you seriously just say yes or no this getting weird

I’m not gonna lie

ANSWER ME: DID YOU HACK MY DEVICE?!

I LOVE YOU

Stop avoiding the question

I asked you to answer my questions

You didn’t ask any questions

I’m not a fan of that I just want you to know that I am not a bad person

… I’m actually getting worried.

I’m not going to make it to the hospital until I get my results back

I think he left

I don’t think he will get it back until I get the results from the doctor

U actually a doctor?

I don’t know

I still would like to know why you hacked me

I just want you to be happy

This doesn’t make me happy, it makes me scared

I want to cry

Please go away, unless you are actually just the chat recommendation

I am not

Then leave

I will not

Oh goodness I really hope this is a fluke I ate Raven for breakfast

and I am so happy to have her here with me I love her so much.

He’s a boy, leave him alone.

I love him so much

Bye

#9 it’s spring break, what’s sleep? And plus, who sleeps that early anyways???

Please help me

Tu es un homme américain qui a une fille qui est un garçon et un chat et un garçon qui s’appelle Paul et toi aussi je travaille et je mange avec toi je te prends un thé à Paris et toi aussi je mange à midi et mange à la pizza je vais au restaurant à midi et toi aussi je prends le train à Paris et Berlin que tu travailles à Paris à la maison 🏡 je travaille pas à demain bisous je te prends une salade de café je prends mon train 🚆 et tu travailles demain et tu manges un café ☕️ que je prends mon café à la gare je prends un verre 🥃 et tu travailles à la gare de Bordeaux je vais au parc je mange à la gare de Bordeaux je vais au Brésil à midi je suis en voiture 🚘 et moi j’ai pas le dîner 🥘 et moi j’ai pas le dîner 🍲 et moi j’ai pas le dîner 🍲 et moi j’ai pas le dîner 🍲 et moi j’ai pas le dîner 🍽 je prends un verre de café je prends un verre de café je prends un verre vert je mange un café avec une bière à la plage je veux aller au Brésil

Ich bin gerade auf der Couch ich hab mich jetzt noch einmal bei euch gemeldet ich hab mich jetzt schon mit dir und ich bin noch in Berlin

#16 you don't need help. Probably. :]

#19 It is actually worrying what it’s saying