you don't wanna know...
What is your most embarassing moment?

Hahahahahahahaha!
Translation: Searayjay drove me off by exposing me as an old guy pretending to be child, so I trolled with another name, hoping a after a long delay the embarrassment would fade.
Lol, how'd that work out???
"I trolled with another name."
Yes, I've counted three. Am I wrong?
Your translation is rather inaccurate, and overly self important, but if you want to believe it, I'm not going to stop you.
So let me get this straight, you're not embarrassed to talk about your public poo encounters, but you won't share details of your social life. Creepy?

So let me get this straight, you're not embarrassed to talk about your public poo encounters, but you won't share details of your social life. Creepy?
Well, let's just say I WASN'T embarrassed to share my less dignified public encounters. Now I am. Maturity, ya know.
Every kid knows not to share peronal information. Internet Safety 101. Not to mention it is against Chess.com rules to both ask and answer personal questions.
So, I've told you all you need to know, but even if I gave you a second by second analysis, you wouldn't believe me.
(By the way, if you're a troll, kudos. But try refining your technique a little more.)
Hahahahahahahaha!
Translation: Searayjay drove me off by exposing me as an old guy pretending to be child, so I trolled with another name, hoping a after a long delay the embarrassment would fade.
Lol, how'd that work out???