Lol I would like to but I can't.
Whatever

I have 2 years, but this would take 9 lives. I'd recommend reading Homer, the Bible, the Quran, Sun Tsu, and Baghavad Gitta to get the ABC of "strategically position." Later you could move on to Machiavelli, Clausewitz, political economics, game theory and Nimzowich.

Sheesh guys. Wasn't "If you Know" enough? This a spoof thread - I demand it stops right now, for sanity's sake (that waffle does look good btw).

Sheesh guys. Wasn't "If you Know" enough? This a spoof thread - I demand it stops right now, for sanity's sake (that waffle does look good btw).
This is nothing like "If you know." While that is an opus magnum on strategy and the human condition, this is a mere spam thread.
And if I am not mistaken, this is the proper forum for spam threads.

Sheesh guys. Wasn't "If you Know" enough? This a spoof thread - I demand it stops right now, for sanity's sake (that waffle does look good btw).
This is nothing like "If you know." While that is an opus magnum on strategy and the human condition, this is a mere spam thread.
And if I am not mistaken, this is the proper forum for spam threads.
+1

Sheesh guys. Wasn't "If you Know" enough? This a spoof thread - I demand it stops right now, for sanity's sake (that waffle does look good btw).
This is nothing like "If you know." While that is an opus magnum on strategy and the human condition, this is a mere spam thread.
And if I am not mistaken, this is the proper forum for spam threads.
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All in green went my love riding
All in green went my love riding
on a great horse of gold
into the silver dawn.
four lean hounds crouched low and smiling
the merry deer ran before.
Fleeter be they than dappled dreams
the swift sweet deer
the red rare deer.
Four red roebuck at a white water
the cruel bugle sang before.
Horn at hip went my love riding
riding the echo down
into the silver dawn.
four lean hounds crouched low and smiling
the level meadows ran before.
Softer be they than slippered sleep
the lean lithe deer
the fleet flown deer.
Four fleet does at a gold valley
the famished arrow sang before.
Bow at belt went my love riding
riding the mountain down
into the silver dawn.
four lean hounds crouched low and smiling
the sheer peaks ran before.
Paler be they than daunting death
the sleek slim deer
the tall tense deer.
Four tall stags at a green mountain
the lucky hunter sang before.
All in green went my love riding
on a great horse of gold
into the silver dawn.
four lean hounds crouched low and smiling
my heart fell dead before.
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You can post anything whatever in this thread, as long as you are not being overly insulting or repetitive.