What’s the Weirdest Dream You’ve Ever Had?

Ikr, the worst part is I had about seven other wacky dreams back to back that same Christmas Eve.

Most of my night terrors stopped after I started praying and going to church more often but I still have a fear of dreams like that 4 years later.

Wait were U 9 in the first dream U told us about

Snails
Oh god the snails

(Fr tho i had a nightmare once about snails that melted your skin if you touched them, and they were everywhere)

Or maybe they were slugs? No deffenataly snails… man i wish i had a working minds eye

Don't think yall are ready for the crazy stuff that happens in my dreams. They ain't lewd, just straight up crazy

Go on

Aight, lemme type this stuff out and I'll post it. I'm at college rn so it'll be later

Kk

So, I’m in this field, right? But the grass is glowing, like it’s got neon lights built into it, and all these floating clocks are just hovering about, ticking in reverse. Then out of nowhere, the grass starts whispering at me in this posh Shakespearean accent, saying, ‘To tea, or not to tea, that is the question!’ I’m standing there thinking, ‘What the actual hell?’

Next thing I know, the sky splits open, and this massive teapot like the size of a bloody skyscraper just floats down. It starts pouring Earl Grey everywhere, but when the tea hits the ground, it turns into jellyfish that start bouncing around like they’re on trampolines. And these jellyfish are singing, right? Not just any old song—they’re singing a mashup of Oasis and The Beatles. Full-on concert vibes.

Before I can process that, this army of crumpets rolls up on unicycles, and I swear to you, they’ve got baguettes for swords. Their leader, this cucumber sandwich wearing a tiny crown, comes up to me and says, ‘Oi, you’re the Chosen Brewlord. We need you to lead us into battle!’ I’m just standing there like, ‘Battle? Against what?’ And then he points, and I see this swarm of coffee beans flying through the air, piloting these espresso machines that shoot molten caramel.

So obviously, I’ve got to step up, yeah? I grab this magical biscuit they hand me, and suddenly it transforms into a talking hedgehog named Lord Spikyson. He’s like, ‘We’ve got to save the teapot—it’s actually a portal to another dimension where time runs backwards!’

So I charge into battle, right? I’m swinging a baguette like it’s Excalibur, coffee beans exploding everywhere, caramel flying all over the place—it’s chaos. But just as we’re about to lose, I jump into the teapot portal, and suddenly I’m in this weird mirror dimension. Everyone there has my face, but they all speak with different accents. One of them’s Australian and calls himself ‘Yuvroos.’ Absolute nutter.

Then, out of nowhere, Aaliyah shows up—but she’s got wings and these glowing eyes, looking proper terrifying. She slaps me across the face and shouts, ‘Wake up, you absolute donut! You’ve spilled tea on the timeline!’ And bam—I wake up, sweating like I’ve just run a marathon, thinking, ‘What the hell just happened?’

Oh dam that's an interesting dream

yeah i lucidly dream when im tired and i am a borderline insomniac at this point

Dam

#230
Thats tough

I don’t have time, I’ll tell later (BUMP)

I was at my grandparents house, but my bedroom from my house was part of their house somehow, and it was in the middle of the night. All of a sudden, we heard a knock at the front door, and when we opened it, it turned day and Voldemort from Harry Potter walked into the house

He then cast Avada Kadavra or whatever the spell is (i can’t spell it) which turned my into a giant lizard

Bump

(Ya'll I don’t care if you don’t want to read this :p)
My weirdest dream goes like this…
So I’m sitting on a futuristic building roof with plants growing from it. I think there were white, marble park fountains all around me and a few white benches. There are clean and freshly cut trees and bushes all around me. I think the pathways were white with blue lining. Everyone around me is exercising or walking some type of pet. There were a few people having picnics and the sky was relatively clean. The buildings around me are the same as the one I’m on. Suddenly, everything just FLIPS. I mean, I just start falling off the building. It tilts and I’m just shaken off. Even weirder, all of the fountains turn into WATERFALLS and everyone on the building continues doing everything they were doing except they’re not falling. Every time I try to grab hold of something, I just slip right off. After a while of falling, I just black out and I just crashed into darkness. GOD IT WAS WEIRD!

Yup, weird is the best word to describe dreams