"Who Loves This Man?"

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So the other day while I was in school, my friend asked me if I liked anyone. I said 'No, I don't think so.' So he asked 'Do you know if anyone likes YOU?' And again, I answered 'No.' So he devised this plan:

1. Go up to random group of people (Most likely girls, bc I'm not gay- xD) 

2. Ask them: 'Who loves this man?' And let me step in and say hello.

3. If anyone replied 'Me!' Then blammo, task succeeded. 

Needless to say, we aren't doing the plan. 

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open confession

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luke_here wrote:

So the other day while I was in school, my friend asked me if I liked anyone. I said 'No, I don't think so.' So he asked 'Do you know if anyone likes YOU?' And again, I answered 'No.' So he devised this plan:

1. Go up to random group of people (Most likely girls, bc I'm not gay- xD) 

2. Ask them: 'Who loves this man?' And let me step in and say hello.

3. If anyone replied 'Me!' Then blammo, task succeeded. 

Needless to say, we aren't doing the plan. 

Smart move

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Kkk

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Bruh, funny

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Hmmmm I should try that

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Lolllllll, *speechless *

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Gotta say something real quick. Waiting in line for food. I just  yelled out of nowhere because f**k it. I swear I heard a girl in the back near me whisper “kiss me”. I then hurriedly got my food and Jason born speed walked outside to eat lunch by myself.

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DefenderPug2 wrote:

Gotta say something real quick. Waiting in line for food. I just  yelled out of nowhere because f**k it. I swear I heard a girl in the back near me whisper “kiss me”. I then hurriedly got my food and Jason born speed walked outside to eat lunch by myself.

XD

that is the GREATEST thing i've heard all day, oh my lord- 

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DefenderPug2 wrote:

Gotta say something real quick. Waiting in line for food. I just  yelled out of nowhere because f**k it. I swear I heard a girl in the back near me whisper “kiss me”. I then hurriedly got my food and Jason born speed walked outside to eat lunch by myself.

When your a fifth grader cussing at school like me

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It doesn’t matter anymore 

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Now i probably shouldn’t have wrote that

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I though you out dropped ur were at the uni feller

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I <3 love you uwu

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skittelle wrote:

I <3 love you uwu

wait- really...?