open confession
"Who Loves This Man?"

So the other day while I was in school, my friend asked me if I liked anyone. I said 'No, I don't think so.' So he asked 'Do you know if anyone likes YOU?' And again, I answered 'No.' So he devised this plan:
1. Go up to random group of people (Most likely girls, bc I'm not gay- xD)
2. Ask them: 'Who loves this man?' And let me step in and say hello.
3. If anyone replied 'Me!' Then blammo, task succeeded.
Needless to say, we aren't doing the plan.
Smart move

Gotta say something real quick. Waiting in line for food. I just yelled out of nowhere because f**k it. I swear I heard a girl in the back near me whisper “kiss me”. I then hurriedly got my food and Jason born speed walked outside to eat lunch by myself.

Gotta say something real quick. Waiting in line for food. I just yelled out of nowhere because f**k it. I swear I heard a girl in the back near me whisper “kiss me”. I then hurriedly got my food and Jason born speed walked outside to eat lunch by myself.
XD
that is the GREATEST thing i've heard all day, oh my lord-

Gotta say something real quick. Waiting in line for food. I just yelled out of nowhere because f**k it. I swear I heard a girl in the back near me whisper “kiss me”. I then hurriedly got my food and Jason born speed walked outside to eat lunch by myself.
When your a fifth grader cussing at school like me
So the other day while I was in school, my friend asked me if I liked anyone. I said 'No, I don't think so.' So he asked 'Do you know if anyone likes YOU?' And again, I answered 'No.' So he devised this plan:
1. Go up to random group of people (Most likely girls, bc I'm not gay- xD)
2. Ask them: 'Who loves this man?' And let me step in and say hello.
3. If anyone replied 'Me!' Then blammo, task succeeded.
Needless to say, we aren't doing the plan.