Nah but jonesy wine against everyone
Who would win: Minecraft Steve VS. Terrarian?
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Jun 20, 2025
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#44
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
Yk what NO CREATIVE AMD NO JOURNEY MODE
Darn it. *steve turns on cheats* *steve uses a command I dunno what but a command to trap the terrarian in a small bedrock jail cell with no windows*
There are no freaking cheats in this battle
Jun 20, 2025
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#45
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
Steve can spawn a few thousand iron golems.
Send a damn million and terrarian can take them down with a yoyo.
lets make this clear.
the strongest mob in Minecraft, the warden, has 400 health.
Three hits from any post plantera weapon will kill that.
the last prism? The zenith?
Like using a red-hot knife on butter
*steve makes a full bedrock box*
Jun 20, 2025
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#46
lyand2025 wrote:
Nah but jonesy wine against everyone
Don’t even start with a normal ahhh dude with 100 health and 100 shield against gods
Jun 20, 2025
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#47
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
Steve can spawn a few thousand iron golems.
Send a damn million and terrarian can take them down with a yoyo.
lets make this clear.
the strongest mob in Minecraft, the warden, has 400 health.
Three hits from any post plantera weapon will kill that.
the last prism? The zenith?
Like using a red-hot knife on butter
*steve makes a full bedrock box*
ROD OF DISCORD OR HARMONY CAN TP THROUGH THAT
ALSO THE ZENITH CAN FLY THROUGH BLOCKS SO YOU CANNOT HIDE NO MATTER WHAT
Jun 20, 2025
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#48
lyand2025 wrote:
Nah but jonesy wine against everyone
Fr I mean bro be cranking up to max then be hitting headshot snipes
Jun 20, 2025
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#49
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
Steve can spawn a few thousand iron golems.
Send a damn million and terrarian can take them down with a yoyo.
lets make this clear.
the strongest mob in Minecraft, the warden, has 400 health.
Three hits from any post plantera weapon will kill that.
the last prism? The zenith?
Like using a red-hot knife on butter
*steve makes a full bedrock box*
ROD OF DISCORD OR HARMONY CAN TP THROUGH THAT
ALSO THE ZENITH CAN FLY THROUGH BLOCKS SO YOU CANNOT HIDE NO MATTER WHAT
*steve makes the box a space 2x1* he fills the entire box
Jun 20, 2025
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#50
Also Steve be chilling with infinite lives. When Steve killed bro be having instant respawn on and just respawning
Jun 20, 2025
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#51
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
lyand2025 wrote:
Nah but jonesy wine against everyone
Fr I mean bro be cranking up to max then be hitting headshot snipes
Your plan against a guy who can fly at near 100mph late game is to build up with a normal dude and use a gun that at most can deal 200 damage? With his defense he can block half of that and he has 500 health, plus he flies far too fast for anything to be done, you can’t hit him
Jun 20, 2025
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#52
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
Also Steve be chilling with infinite lives. When Steve killed bro be having instant respawn on and just respawning
1: if he is killed he loses
2: so does the terrarian wtfdym
Jun 20, 2025
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#54
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
lyand2025 wrote:
Nah but jonesy wine against everyone
Fr I mean bro be cranking up to max then be hitting headshot snipes
Your plan against a guy who can fly at near 100mph late game is to build up with a normal dude and use a gun that at most can deal 200 damage? With his defense he can block half of that and he has 500 health, plus he flies far too fast for anything to be done, you can’t hit him
*jonesy has aimbot and a the OG minigun be shredding*
Jun 20, 2025
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#55
Ok, I think I need to be more clear.
THIS IS A FIGHT BETWEEN STEVE AND TERRARIAN, USING THE BEST GEAR THEY CAN AQUIRE, DISALLOWING ALL FORMS OF CHEATS SUCH AS JOURNEY AND CREATIVE MODE AND COMMANDS, IN HARDCORE FOR BOTH.
Jun 20, 2025
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#58
lyand2025 wrote:
Irl enchants would be really op
Cool, you’re stick has fire!
he is a god who cares
And ban
Oh yeah…
yk what terrarian can do?
put a space in his name.
yk what you can’t do to someone with a space in their name?
ANY COMMANDS
NO /KILL
NO /BAN
NOTHING
Wait, so who would win in a 1v1 fistfight? Oh, and Steve just calls the iron golem, a few wolves, and stuff.
No f***ing way you thing an iron golem and a few wolves can stand up to THE ZENITH, A PORTABLE DEATH STAR, OR A HORDE OF UNKILLABLE FLYING SWORDS.
STEVE IS COOKED, MY GUY
*steve makes a small bedrock wall + floor and survives*
TERRARIAN HAS ROD OF DISCORD YOU CANNOT HIDE BEHIND WALLS