Will you date the person above you?

I'm pansexual so I'm banned from kitchens 😭

no because I’m really shy to say this but I identify as a windowsill

Maybe, but only because I identify as...an Orange Creamsicle

I identify as a potted plant

OH MY GOD

THAT’S HOMOPHOBIC

but that’s ga-

I mean, I’m male, so uh…

I don’t think so

I mean… you’re male and dating yourself who is another male

so logically, that would be considered not straight

if the joke was to say you’re handsome, I’ve never actually seen you before so, the joke is already invalid

”guilty until proven innocent” as they say

(yes, I know I’m being stupidly stupid)

Well I’m straight so nah g

DON’T YOU DARE DISRESPECT MY SECOND FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER

wait look at the page number

yes

(Ignore the speech bubble)

No thanks

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