Wish Corruption Game

How to play: Grant the wish but turn the wish from the person that last posted a wish into something worse. Post your wish after corrupting a wish. Example - Person A wishes for a new car. Person B says: "Wish granted. You get a new car, but it's a lemon. You waste tons of money repairing it. I wish for..."

I'll start: I wish for 20 million dollars.

Wish granted.  You win the lotto, but it goes into a savings bond that can only be used after 60 years.

I think Vanelau was supposed to make another wish?

I'll make a wish then Sun, I wish people would not drill in the flippin street all morning when I have a headache.    

Wish granted! They get new orders and stop drilling in the morning, but start drilling from afternoon and throughout the night! Your headache continues from the afternoon, and now you can't sleep at night. 

Or would you prefer the alternative? Your headache gets so severe that you complain to them. Unfortunately, these workers used to live in a primitive society where complaints of headaches meant they needed someone to drill their heads to relieve the pressure! They were happy to oblige... 

I wish to be famous.

Wish granted.  You become famous, but you are famous because you are the girl who ate a tampon and you choke on one and die.  :(

I wish to get my doctors degree

Wish granted! You get your doctor's degree, but it's from the worst college in the world. The college is infamous for the amount (all) of doctors sued for incompetence. Nobody will hire you, making the degree worthless.

I wish for eternal life.

(This game used to be popular. Is everybody all wished out?)

Wish granted.  You become immortal, but you live through the apocalypse and the rest of your life will be empty and meaningless

I wish for riches

Wish granted. You get little Richie, Rich J., Rickie McM., Slick Rick, and a whole bunch of other Riches, except for the ones you want. They're all mad at you though for taking them away from the ones they love, and are going to make you pay for it.

I wish i owned the first underwater restaurant.

Wish granted.  You own the world famous underwater restaurant, but the water pressure increases and the whole place floods and you die.

I wish to be a chess grandmaster

Wish granted. Nothing bad happens. You enjoy great success, and on the side, you cure heart-disease. You make enough money to adopt orphans, and you live a respected, peaceful life.

I wish aliens land in my backyard. 

Wish granted.  The aliens land, and ask you to take them to your leader (of course).  You take them to Washington D.C and they corrupt Obama and take over the world and lay it waste and destroy humanity, take the remaining humans as slaves, and repopulate the world with its own kind.

I wish to get back with my ex

Wish granted.  The world dedicates alot of money to curing the disease, but now the world is in huge debt.

I wish to be pretty

Wish granted. You become the prettiest person in the world. You become so pretty that the aliens observing our species even notice. They abduct you and take you back to their home planet where you spend the rest of your life living in a display case as their trophy.

I wish animals could speak our language.

Wish granted.  Animals speak their minds, and they convince us to protect the environment.  Since the animals all speak a common language now, the join forces and destroy humans and take the world back for themselves.

I wish for teleportation powers

Wish granted. You now have teleporation powers. The bad news is that you can't control it. Even worse, you can only teleport yourself, and nothing else. For the rest of your life, you teleport every few minutes, and sometimes every few seconds, but every time you teleport, you're naked.

I wish for world peace.

Ok, you have World Peace but everyone else on the planet is dead, so there is no one to argue with..  

I wish for someone to do the ironing

Wish granted! The person was so kind to not only do your recently washed clothes overnight while you slept, but your entire wardrobe from your hats, to your knickers, to your bobby socks! Lucky for you, none of them were even slightly singhed. However, an incredibly poor job was done on your wardrobe. There are creases everywhere, and now you have no choice but to go out looking like an accordian. 

I wish there was enough food to feed the world.

Wish granted.  There is enough food to feed the world, and even more!  The problem is, alot of leftovers are going to waste and the world in getting covered with leftover litter and everything smells like week-old fried chicken.

I wish for a rainbow!  :)