WISHFUL THINKING!
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BryPin wrote:
the lady is packing the heat
She should be packing her bags!
It's Christmas, 
winer
Thanks Mods for removing that guys post about not being caught...and they can't do anything about it! You made my Christmas!
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winerkleiner wrote:
Thanks Mods for removing that guys post about not being caught...and they can't do anything about it! You made my Christmas!
whos post?
Some guy posted in every thread that made the Hot Topics list. He said that the mods would never catch him for trolling. The mods shut him down real fast. The mods could elabborate on this maybe.
Glad they caught him so fast,
For some reason, I'm laughing hard at the Santa version of Sexy and I Know It posted above.
A young sailor was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he looks over and sees a pirate. The pirate has a wooden peg-leg, a hook for a hand, and patch over his eye. Unable to resist, the sailor asks “How’d you end up with a peg-leg?”
“I was swept overboard during a fierce storm,” says the pirate. “and a bloody shark bit off me whole darn leg!”
“Holy cow!” said the sailor. “What about the hook, how’d you get that?”
“Me crew and I were boarding an enemy ship, a fierce sword battle ensued. One of them cut me darn arm!”
“Absolutely incredible!” gasped the sailor. “And the eye patch, tell me how you got that?”
“A bloody seagull dropping fell into me eye,” replied the pirate.
“Umm, you lost your eye to a seagull dropping?” asked the sailor, admonished.
Embarrassed, the pirate answered “It was me first day with the hook.”
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Usher has some gr8 stuff...