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Okay we invaded every aquarium in North America. We snuck through all the water pipes

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Aha, now the dolphins are trapped! My ants storm the Mesoamerican aquariums and displace the water, then quickly eat the dolphins.
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Wouldn’t a dolphin just like… swallow the water and eat like 30 ants in one gulp?

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30 out of millions. Even after its split between lots of aquariums, the dolphins are simply overrun.
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Bro we’ve got like 300,000 dolphins

those ant just gonna get swallowed 😭

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Just infect the ant colonies with ophiocordyceps unilateralis. Or some other arthropod specific diseases.

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It’ll be hard to do that as the ants have control over South American and Mesoamerican shipping, and they don’t yet need any imports and so won’t risk the β€œextra baggage”.
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I think you underestimate just how deadly Argentine Ants can be. Their largest colonies are probably multiple times larger than your irl house unless you live in some kind of Uber-Mansion, and even red ants have been known to take down full-grown livestock. If we systematically target certain aquariums, we have almost every possible advantage.
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LordOTheFries wrote:
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It’ll be hard to do that as the ants have control over South American and Mesoamerican shipping, and they don’t yet need any imports and so won’t risk the “extra baggage”.

That's fair I suppose.

And if your ants are smart enough to coordinate between species and colonies, then they'll be able to resist infection.

The dolphins could however, engineer ant specific diseases and spray them on the hordes

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#3 🧠??

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humans are first#3

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and dolphins is 2nd BUT the specific one is the bottlenose dolphin

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(way

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Yes we will just get pesticide πŸ˜…

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Anyway, the dolphins are slaughtered in the aquariums. We begin colonizing other continents, overthrowing the African coast from Senegal to Benin and Burkina Faso. We also take down New Zealand and Australia, supported by the termites.
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Dead. Anyway, I keep expanding, toppling P. New Guinea, Mali, Nigeria, and Mauritania.
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Also, I begin using trench warfare (i.e. tunneling underground where it’s moist until I invade, breaking through topsoil and then attacking) to compensate for the drier climate.
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I have now conquered Morocco, Western Sahara, Algeria, Indonesia, Malaysia, Brunei, and the Philippines.
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We surround Japan and we take them out. We force the scientists to make us devices so we can be amphibious

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Ryanrenze wrote:

#3 🧠??

Put your blind faith in me boy.