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DalkerKD wrote:
"Lend a man a jacket, and he'll be warm for a night. Teach a man to jacket and he'll never leave his house."
So are you going to teach him?
clms_chess wrote:
"Stupid has got to hurt".
Told to me by one of my patients who fell off a roof.
No pain - no gain
No brain - no pain
“Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.” ---Plato
Puppet_master01 wrote:
wormrose wrote:
"Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once."
---Woody Allen
" i adopted a 12 year old Chinese girl, when she turned 16 i married her" -woody allen
“The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones.”
---William Shakespeare, act 3 Julius Caesar
"It is better to have gambited and lost than to hold on to the pawn like a sniveling greedy momma's boy and then 'win' on time because of your poor connection but blame the real winner for the lag." -Sven Holstoit
THE HEART IS A HUNTER THAT KNOWS NO TRIBE.....ZULU...
“When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson
"I may be drunk, Madam, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." Winston Churchill
I'll tell you what we are 2. You've been downgraded to scam. For good!
SaintGermain32105 wrote:
I'll tell you what we are 2. You've been downgraded to scam. For good!
Who the hell are you, maybe the moderator Barney Fife?
SaintGermain32105 wrote:
I'll tell you what we are 2. You've been downgraded to scam. For good!
Yeah mm, and who needs someone like that here?
Luke,I am your father.
--Darth Vader
mmgchess wrote:
As you may have noted, this is for quotes, not expressing our pride and rage! (:
Alright mm, how about this quote?
“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
― Sarah Cook
Are you happy now?
lets head them off at the pass.
Captain-Nirvana wrote:
lets head them off at the pass.
It's his first day as Captain-Nirvana.
I've been dying much longer than you've been living anyway.
As the world gets dumber and dumber, I feel more and more at home.
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"Stupid has got to hurt".
Told to me by one of my patients who fell off a roof.