Wuffy's Jokes 5

Previously on the storyline with FIRESTORMTHIEF and Wuffy's Jokes!

THIS MUMMY GUY THINGY-MA-JIG IS SOOO SCARRY!...

JVHVDCJXFETCBDND BOOM BOOM BOOM MAKE YER DERPS BAD AND SICK AND SLICED AND MUNCHED!!!!...

Pand ma: KILL THE ENEMY! LAUNCH DEFENSE BLASTER MASTERS!...

SOLDAIR: HAHAHAHAHA! EHRWJDWEKDOWJOWKDIWJDWD...

Zong: Where did you get this power???????...

Org: IT'S SIMPLE! THERE'S A NEW UPDATE!...

Zong: CHHHHHHHHAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

AND NOW...

WAKA WAKA! WAKA WAKA! DANCE PARTY!

DUN DUNA MUNA HUNA OOLA MOOLA QUILLA CHILLA!

Dance Man: ATTACK! KEEP THE MUSIC GOING!

Dance Soldier: I DANCE AND ATTACK! HA! SHING!

Man: Bleh.

Man dies.

Dance Soldier 2: SHOOT YA WHILE FLOSSING! OOOOOH! FLOSS! SHOOT! PEW! PERFECT!

AAAAAH! SOMEBODY HELP ME SOMEBODY TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS MACARONI!

NE!NJ!

Meanwhile...

BOOM! CHICKA CHICKA BOOM!

BOOOOOOM! EXPLODE! XIWDIWDIWDWIOOOOOON!

Zong: Time to give up, Org!

Org: NEVER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

LET'S HAVE THIS BATTLE IN MY VERSION!

Zong vs. Org

Zong- 100 HP Org- 100 HP

Player 1 Option- Zing Slash. Megalops. Eat pizza.

Zong does Megalops!

-15 Org's HP

Zong- 100 HP Org- 85 HP

Player 2 Option- Hub Abduction. Dusty Sleep. Eat mushroom.

Org does Hub Abduction!

-10 Zong's HP

-10 Abduction Damage

-2 Fall Damage

Zong- 78 HP Org- 85 HP

Player 1 Option: Zing Slash. Eat soup. Eat pizza.

Zong does Zing Slash!

-15 Org's HP

-1 Fast Zing

Zong- 78 HP Org- 69 HP

Player 2 Option: Lava Shower. Dusty Sleep. Eat mushroom. Apply Critical Hit Potion.

Player 2 has applied Critical Hit Potion!

Player 2 does Lava Shower!

-20 Zong's HP

-5 Sizzle Damage

-10 Critical Hit

Zong- 43 HP Org- 69 HP

Player 1 Option: Eat banana. Eat soup. Eat pizza.

TO BE CONTINUED!

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