Yo Mama

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Again!
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Again!
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Will you just post a joke??
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Yo mama so fat the only direction the elevator can go is down

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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

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Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

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Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

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Yo mama's armpit is so hairy it looks like she has Bigfoot in a headlock.

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Yo momma is so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a Bluetooth.

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Yo mama so fat, she looks like ate an entire human being.
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Haha
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More!!
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100 posts gets a trophy
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Do you want a trophy?
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Apparantly no
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Yo Mama so short she has to stand on a step stool to see a fly.

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Oh, so no trophy???
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No you don’t because your not the 100th post
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I am la puppers

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Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.