YOU ACTUALLY LOOOSE FOR HAVING THE FUNNIEST USERNAME
YOU LOOOSE!! [Fun with forum]

YOU LOSE BECAUSE YOU THINK I SHOULD LOSE

YOU LOSE BECAUSE YOU THINK I SHOULD LOSE
YOU LOOOSE FOR JOKING AT OTHERS IN A BAD WAY

YOU LOSE BECAUSE YOU THINK I SHOULD LOSE
STOP BEING SO RUDE OR I WILL HAVE TO REPORT YOU

YOU LOSE FOR BEING IN THE AREA 51 (because you have the comment #51)
YOU LOOOSE FOR NOT BEING IN 51

YOU LOOOSE FOR NOT HAVING ANY NUMBERS IN YOUR NAME

YOU LOSE FOR BEING IN THE AREA 51 (because you have the comment #51)
YOU LOOOSE FOR TELLING THAT GOOSE A BEAUTIFUL ONE WHICH IS NOT.

YOU LOSE CUZ I WINNN