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Oh

How do I heal?

you just auto-healed since we just hit omment #400, but you can heal health with gold... 100 gold = 100 health healed. 150 gold = 150 health healed.

Ok gotcha

I summon 2 zombies

Lvl 6

so you wanna fight the zombies, or go find an NPC to go for a quest for items/levels?

i will say "e"

Fight zombies.

you kill them both, with 90 health left.

What they drop?

you say E out loud, and hundreds of zombies surround you.

2 oranges

use them before they spoil.

I use one as bait and feed Westly with the other

bait doesn't work, westly now becomes your most powerful pet.

Yay. What level is he?

would you like to sell ur dog?

hes a lvl 7 wolf, with 1050 health and deals 70 DMG

I do some hand symbols and make an "e" with my hands. Then i summon sheldon from the big bang theory by using 100% of my brain.