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After I tie him up

I flirt with him as I tie him up so he stays in a trance

he stares at you while you tie him up

To make sure he stays that way for awhile I kiss his cheek before I depart

he faints, and you go upon your wolf mount, and ride into the sun

you find yourself literally inside the sun.... the chosen one seems to be relaxing in his hot tub inside... what do you do?

Yayyyy I'm free again!

I try to figure out how to get out... And wonder how I got there

the chosen one sees you staring at his naked body. He teleports you to the moon and lets his sister handle it.

his sister is playing a chess of chess, and asks you to duel her (in chess)

a game of chess*

Um..... I need to get back to earth....

the dark lord captures you and takes you to his base.

(which is on earth)

Oh... I try flirting again

it doesn't work, the dark lord traps you in a box and fills it with poisoned air.

My... Aren't you strong? Mmmm beautiful dark eyes.... Would you... Mind if I felt your muscles?

Ugh

He's a unicorn fart

you slowly start dying.