Guys. GUYS. (ladies, asexuals, non-binary, transgressives and people who practice tri-lateral-sexuality included) ... I want to report that I am personally and deeply offended by players who often beat me in this game. It causes me great anxiety. It is OFFENSIVE!!!! Please remove these players at once, because I believe we are all equal and nobody should ever have to suffer anxiety attacks because they fear a loss.
Sincerely,
I. B. Zoomer
Just identify as the best chess player in the world and demand a match against Carlsen. If you dont get it then claim some sorta offense.
Guys. GUYS. (ladies, asexuals, non-binary, transgressives and people who practice tri-lateral-sexuality included) ... I want to report that I am personally and deeply offended by players who often beat me in this game. It causes me great anxiety. It is OFFENSIVE!!!! Please remove these players at once, because I believe we are all equal and nobody should ever have to suffer anxiety attacks because they fear a loss.
Sincerely,
I. B. Zoomer