um... what?
MAP

So go buy yourself a world map, put it on a wall somewhere, and put a colored pin or some other marker wherever your opponents are from. Everything doesn't have to be digital, does it?

There used to be a "member" map but someone used it to stalk another member once they figured out their location. or so I've read:
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/suggestions/member-map-option-removed
it would be nice to have a map where we could monitor the different countres where our esteemed opponents are from