Please give me some important words to know in french as a tourist

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Bonjour, is there anyone who knows some important words or sentences i need to know as a tourist? I will be in France for a week. Thanks.

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"¡¿Pero de verdad que no me entiende?!"

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Guys what does that mean. Please brahs

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Just try it.

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If you don't know what it means, use google translate!

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You mean i should say that for example when i go to the bakery to buy some croissants? I am afraid it means something bad brah. Maybe they will kick me out and throw their baguettes after me so I would have to drive away with my Baguetti... dont troll me pls brahs. I heard btw that kaynight is a big troll brah so i can hardly trust him.

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Brah = fre, I suppose.

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Merci fre that was helpful fre :-)

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Once in France you are doomed anyway!

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stuzzicadenti escribió:

if you have a phone you can use google translator anywhere.

And you can shame yourself anywhere.

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Ce soir = tonight.

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lol thanks for the help brahs. I heard though they dont speak english in france, the only 3 languages they speak are french, french and french. If you say Hello they will probably respond Pardon? ...

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Robert aka Bobby Fischer i will teach you chess brah when i am back brah i cant post diagrams on my Phone brah.

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Wait merde means bad right?  Thanks for your input, always better than output.

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xeque-mate, j'adoube, démissionner.
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non

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     Undecided If you bump into any law enforcement people, try "Fu-twois". Its an American greeting.Wink

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Bonjour

Votre pays est merveilleux, unique.

Vous avez le plus de touristes étangers au monde.

Depuis le brexit, vous êtes débarassés des angl

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des anglais ruinés , jaloux, fauchés, oufffffff ! (cf. Kaynite)

Vive la France, ses monuments, ses femmes, ses hommes, son passé, son présent et son futur.

3 millions d'espagnols y ont choisi de vivre, et rester, contre trois millions de touristes qui restent uun mois en Espagne et fuient la misère, à part un ou deux desparados sans masque (cf. Pulpo).

Trad. France is a unique and wonderful country no englishman jealous and ruined can't afford since divin surprise of brexit. U got an english car: it was a BMW or ToyotaLaughing

Unlike a few esperados staying in ruined Spain, u spend three weeks there and stay a life in France ( 3 mllions of spanish did that choice, just to eat and pretend "it is because of Franco, Juan carlos, fleas, mosquitoes, etc ... ")

All scottish having more than ten thousand pounds (no one knows if it is still converted in euros ??!??) live in cote d'Azur or perigord.

Vive la France et les touristes.

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We have  PM and Paris Mayor from ... SPAIN !!!

(Valls / Hidlgo).

Do u imagine that in London ????LaughingLaughingLaughing.

La France n'est pas la meilleure destination pour touristes, elle est la seule. D'ailleurs les français parlent très  mal l'anglais, they would have not the weird idea to go to UK in holidays, to do what ? buy an ombrella ? change euros into monopoly money ?? 

trad. bienveue welcome bonjour la France, hi France, votre pays est trop beau, il attire trop de touristes :

your country has only one pb  : too many tourists !Laughing