Repeating the initial problem...
Just as I can't keep switching between Queen's Pawn openings and King's knight openings (and 2-3 others) - it hurts my learning curve when I have to switch. I tried... I gave it an honest try but feel that it really doesn't work for me and I suffer on both colors as a result. I'm not gifted in chess but I found a method that works for me so that I can improve.
We know it's frustrating that people can no longer freely choose which color they play. If you really don't like playing Black that much, instead of heaping criticism after criticism, I think it is more important for the rest of us as fellow chess.com players to help you figure out why you have this issue. If one person isn't having fun, then others won't have as much fun either and it hurts everybody.
So, why exactly do you have problems playing Black? Like many of the people who have posted on this thread, I think everyone should be able to play chess with either color. If you at least let us try to help you with this problem, and afterward you still have these kinds of issues, then I at least will leave you alone.
When I want to work on a particular opening, I play both sides of it, that way I learn the tactics and strategies that EACH player should be using. I may know the strategies inherent in the white side of the King's Gambit, but if I don't know what black is trying to do just as well as I know the white side, then I'm going to have a hard time playing against people that know both sides well.
Some time ago, I decided I wanted to see if I like the Benko Gambit as a response to 1. d4. So I created a tournament for it and played several games with both sides (and it is still going on). This way, I am becoming familiar with both how to play the Benko Gambit as well as what I can expect from my opponents who attempt to thwart me; because I know what I used - what worked and what didn't - I know what to expect from my opponents. Now, I'm not a 1. d4 player, so I probably will not play the white side of a Benko Gambit in any serious play, but it is vital that I understand what the white side is trying to achieve. The best way to get that is to play the white side, even though the Benko Gambit is a black-side opening.