http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/how-you-open-wine-bottle-3011107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGEHMRXzR4U
Push the cork right into the bottle. Hold it above your head. Tip the bottle up side down and drink it. 
Thank you guys! I went and bought a cheap corkscrew thingy.
Ew, that shoelace idea was kinda nasty. All my shoelaces are so dirty!
Anyone knows if 13 % alcohol is too much for a wine (Cabernet)?
It sure packs a punch. I'm figuring that drinking just a glass (0.2 l @ 13 %) is like drinking a beer (0.5 l @ 5 %). Also I'm afraid the dark red-black colour will stain my teeth. I might stick to beer after all, not sure.
Also is it bad if the odour is a little like vinegar?
Conclusion: if you're in this situation and stores are open then just find and buy a corkscrew...
I rode my bike, BTW. Never too drunk to ride a bike.
Cheers!
I took a shine to drinking Brasso.
Oh, so maybe that thing I picked up wasn't an oscar? 
I rode my bike, BTW. Never too drunk to ride a bike.
You can be too drunk to ride a bike.
Cracked some ribs that way, few years back.
Ew, that shoelace idea was kinda nasty. All my shoelaces are so dirty!
Sorry, I'd mistaken you for a bloke.
Sounds like a good result, Charlie.
I guess the wins and draw came before the loss in which case you will have been in contention by the last round. Bad luck to draw the NM but they all tend to be tough by then.
I recently started to bring a book with me when a chess board get really complicated I go out side of the playing hall and read for a good 10 minutes or more it really helped me alot.
I recently started to bring a book with me when a chess board get really complicated I go out side of the playing hall and read for a good 10 minutes or more it really helped me alot.
Was it Fifty Shades of Grey? 
I recently started to bring a book with me when a chess board get really complicated I go out side of the playing hall and read for a good 10 minutes or more it really helped me alot.
Was it Fifty Shades of Grey?
porn for old ladies
I recently started to bring a book with me when a chess board get really complicated I go out side of the playing hall and read for a good 10 minutes or more it really helped me alot.
Was it Fifty Shades of Grey?
No "Lasker's Manual of Chess"
I recently started to bring a book with me when a chess board get really complicated I go out side of the playing hall and read for a good 10 minutes or more it really helped me alot.
Was it Fifty Shades of Grey?
porn for old ladies
I got less than halfway into the first book. I thought it was rubbish.
Maybe later, I'll post the games.
Finally, as promised:
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/my-tournament-at-the-state-championships
I've pushed in with my thumb most times, the liquid spurts past the sides when you do that.
Not needed the trick since I settled down and bought "stuff" for the kitchen.
Last time was fishing, with an ambient bottle of red wine.