I dont exist rn pls leave

On a quest to become one of the most popular people on chess.com while being an absolute memer.

I will accept any friend request lel.

boi

Bᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ?... Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴ A Diet. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛrɪpped? Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. - Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. - Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏoᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ. - Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ᴄᴀɴᴄᴇʀ. - Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ɪn your profile ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ. I ʙᴇᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏsᴛ , ʙᴜᴛ I'ᴍ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴡill.

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Since you're still here, lemme tell you some things about myself.

Name: CLASSIFIED

Age: N/A

Gender: Boi

Religion: A Christian boi

Status: feeling gud

Skill at chess: trash lol

Birthday: April 15

Quotes and stuff.

"The sun is a deadly laser" - Bill Wurtz

╔♥══════†††═════════♥
║99.9% of you won't post this. When
║Jesus died on the cross he was
║thinking of you. If you're one of 0.1% that
║cares, put this on your profile.
╚♥══════†††═════════♥ - one of my friends named risk. Also, haha you thought no one else would look at your profile risk? I'm always watching. =)

violence is the best medicine - one of my friends.

Geneva convention? more like- you know what, forget it. - me

Do you believe in gravity? - dio?

More random stuff about me.

I put the milk before the cereal. WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT!? =)

(But seriously, why are people mad about this small thing?)

I have a dog. He's a good boi. sometimes :/

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cya for now.

Step one: Crawl inside.

Step two: The screws go tight, all around.

Cross my heart and hope to die...

Stick a needle in your eye.

(No don't actually stick a needle in your eye. I was quoting dead space. I also don't want to die.)

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