99.9% of you won't post this. When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you. If you're one of 0.1% that cares, put this on your profile.

You have two choices of who runs your life, you or God. Chose the latter, it's better happy.

God is always there for you, it's as simple as that!

Your heart is only big enough for One

@AncientKnightBob: Departed for a better place on August 5, 2022. You will be missed in CYCT! See you later Pastor Bob!

Trying to get my elo to half of Magnus's!

If my PFP is a sports team logo, I got it from

Go Phillies!

Fly Eagles Fly!

Shout-out to @CDRED141 for the picture at the bottom!

Ignorance is bliss, and that explains why people happily wear masks.

Now for the good stuff! This is a collection of inspiring quotes, deep wisdom, profound sayings, and utter nonsense.

All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all those who wander are lost.

"God bless us, every one!" - Tiny Tim

“The once born die twice, and the twice born die once.” - AW Tozer

"Facts are stubborn things." - John Adams

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us." - Gandalf

Here's something new for you stalkers to find

"Freedom is a never more than one generation away from extinction." - Ronald Reagan

"All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke

"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of it's blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of it's miseries." Winston Churchill

"Memories are the greatest torture of all, and the greatest solace." - Abraham 

Sundays are for God and The Boys

"Good and ill have not changed since yesteryear... It is a man's part to discern them." - Aragorn

"Bent creatures are full of fear" - Ransom

"And he that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf

"Sacrifice. Isn't that what love is all about?" - Billy Bannister 

"Don't talk about your intelligence. It's something you prove, not, something you claim." - The Fishwrapper

"An Oliphaunt it was!" - Sam Gamgee

"I'm not weird, I'm just normal in an unusual way." - BaconFan06

"The reason she is laughing at everything you say is because she is showing off her white teeth." - Poor Richard's Almanack (Shout out to @GodsCoelacanth for suggesting it!)

"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them?" - Gandalf

"We may stand, if only on one leg, or at least be left still upon our knees." - Pippin

"Memory is not what the heart desires. That is only a mirror." - Gimli

"There is no greater motivation than love and no greater evil than treachery." - Clefspeare

"A man that flies form his fear may find that he has only taken a short cut to meet it." - Sador

"For who would lie idle when the king returns?" - Faramir

"Two views? There are a dozen views about everything until you know the answer. Then there's never more than one." - Mr. Hingest

"Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it" - Thomas Sowell

"All Wizards should have a hobbit or two in their care" - Gandalf

" humans, we shed many tears--for what was lost, for what might have been, and for the end of friendships." - Valcor

"It needs but one foe to breed a war, not two" - Eowyn

"Wood and water, stock and stone, I can master; but there is a Wizard to manage here." - Treebeard

"Help oft shall come from the hands of the weak when the Wise falter." - Gandalf

"Who of all the Wise could have foreseen it? Or, if they are wise, why should they expect to know it, until the hour has struck?" - Elrond

"... I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend." - Faramir

"You don't really suppose, do you, that all your adventures and escapes were managed by mere luck, just for your sole benefit?" - Gandalf

"Well I was born lucky, whatever my gaffer may say!" - Sam Gamgee

"I wish I could know that I'm going to blunder before I do" - Someone I know wink.png

"I may be a burglar, but I am an honest one, I hope, more or less." - Bilbo Baggins

"But it is one thing to see what needs doing, and quite another to find" - Gandalf 

"Trials change a man, you know. They make a Godly man stronger, wiser, a better leader, and, believe it or not, more humble." - Marilyn Bannister 

"At the table small men may do the greater deeds" - Beregond

"My word, but the Gaffer would have a thing or two to say, if he saw me now!" - Sam Gamgee

"Let us now go on with the journey we have begun!" - Gandalf

🎶 Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow 🎶

Quote of the Year:

2023: "One day, they'll sell this air in cans!"

2022: "It's Vienna, it's Vienna!"

2021: "It's ok to be purple."

2020: "Is this guy Catholic?"

2019: "Wait Wait Wait Wait for the stuff!"

Bit by bit, my profile keeps getting longer XD

"For legal reasons, that was a joke!" - Brayden