Ministry of Magic HQ
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Good. Now that we have the formalities out of the way, we can proceed!
Welcome to your new workplace 🧙₩łⱫ₳ⱤĐ🔮₵ØɄ₦₵łⱠ🧙♂️爪乇爪乃乇尺. You have been invited here because you are either an Administrator or a Super Administrator in our 𝓘𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓷𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓝𝓮𝓽𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓴🏰🦉🧙
Our roles are simple here. To create challenges, uphold law, order, and discipline🧑🏻⚖️ And while we're at it, why don't we include a bit of fun, beguilement, and Magical illusions too 😎🎩- After all, you have all been carefully selected for this utmost serious of serious jobs. More serious than Sirius Black ♠️
Your pay🫰🏻? I want to say that the honor of being a part of the most prestigious😎 government public service that exists in our Magic World🌐should be more than enough. Only we all know that you're here for our Legendary Irish Lamb Stew 🦵🏻🐑🍲*sigh* Well, I guess we couldn't keep this exceptional and extraordinary delicious Rowena Ravenclaw👑🐦⬛ recipe to ourselves forever😥- In that case, be warned; Every blasted💥Friday📅We all have to go through this ruckus over and over again again in our cafeteria🍽️Our Team shouting and screaming as Hagrid🗿💪🏻 knocks over everyone in the line without any semblance of decorum or restraint whatsoever!... Anyway, you get the gist of it, I think😥- So my advice is to be quick and nimble like a fox🦊if you want your fill of this gastronomical wonder👩🏻🍳 featuring big chunks of lamb🐑🥩🤤
“Yes, I have tricks in my pocket, I have things up my sleeve. But I am the opposite of a stage magician. He gives you the illusion that has the appearance of truth. I give you truth in the pleasant disguise of illusion.”
― Tennessee Williams, The Glass Menagerie
- 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝕸𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖈😏🥀
& our🧙₩łⱫ₳ⱤĐ🔮₵ØɄ₦₵łⱠ🧙♂️
