BananaPeelEater

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lmao imagine working so hard but then it goes all down the drain 💀


"Who am I to deserve such sights, to witness this splendor? Who am I to be the recipient of such excess? Thank you for trusting me with this color, this light. Thank you for reminding me, always, what lives behind the dark."


trying to leave a bunch of clubs sorry :/

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time does not heal

and you may never be the same

but each day that passes

means that you're surviving despite the pain


➶ proof bananas are animals ➷

1) because @Lightning said so


2) this thing from @ScatteredWealth

"A banana is a living organism that feeds on organic matter, typically having specialized growth plates. This leads to plants which are normally tall and fairly sturdy with a animallike appearance, but what appears to be a trunk is actually a "false stem" or pseudostem. Contrary to common belief, the banana is a mammal, and is the largest herbaceous flowering animal. An embryo develops which grows up inside the pseudostem, carrying the immature inflorescence until eventually it emerges at the top. Each pseudostem normally produces a single inflorescence, also known as the "banana heart". After fully developing, the pseudostem dies, but offsprings will normally have developed from the base, so that the animal as a whole is perennial. The female bananas, (which help in the reproduction of other bananas) appear in rows further up the stem (closer to the leaves) from the rows of male bananas. The ovary is inferior, meaning that the tiny bananas and other banana organs appear at the tip of the ovary. As with all living things on earth, potassium-containing bananas emit radioactivity at low levels occurring naturally from potassium-40 (40K or K-40), which is one of several isotopes of potassium. The K-40 in a banana emits about 15 becquerels or 0.1 microsieverts (units of radioactivity exposure), an amount that does not add to the total body radiation dose when a banana is consumed. By comparison, the normal radiation exposure of an average person over one day is 10 microsieverts, a commercial flight across the United States exposes a person to 40 microsieverts, and the total yearly radiation exposure from the K-40 sources in a person's body is about 390 microsieverts. From all these characteristics a banana possess, it is no wonder why bananas are scientifically classified as, "mammals"."

3) @CocoQuail's proof


4) @xqueen-asteriax's proof


5) @Squid agrees


6) @Alv25123's evidence


@tactixianchess's evidence


@BubbbleCats's proof


with this evidence provided, bananas are thus animals. have more proof? dm me


howd you find my profile 🤨

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{turtles can breathe out of their butts :0}

{am literal garbage at chess fr fr}

{5k views yaurrr}

{i finally hit 1000 rapid 😓 - now i doubt ill make it to 1100 ;-;}

{tearing up from nostalgia T^T}


(the best quotes of all time)

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Push through it, and get through it, nothing is easy in your life, you may say it is easy, but overtime it becomes a problem, and that's ok, because know you will always get through it, don't give up, because in the end, no matter how much time it takes, it will resolve itself, it will slowly fade away from you and your thoughts, slowly drifting away, until it is never there, and is forgotten.

- @hydrualix

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um

- @Avaniyup

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lol banana is a scam artist

- @Roadchessmaster12345

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if you fail...invest in flying potatoes

- @Magnificent-Meraki

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something

- @ScatteredWealth

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glup sploinkos

- @Raphtalia_san

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Being nice is, well, nice but sometimes you gotta be mean surprise.png

- @Lightning

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if you were to ever feel unhappy, remember its an illusion

- @Kowarenai

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banana is da best owner and also one of the best users on cc B)

- @LegionarySoldier (i def did not make him say that)

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Dah hecc

- @Lightning

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You are perfect at imperfect imperfection

- @ScatteredWealth

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:l

- @zen516

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sus is life

- @Brooksvillechess

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We are perfect at being imperfect

- @ScatteredWealth

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banana why do you scam poor children

- @Kayden_Potter

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I am also nobody; We are all nobody; But nobody is perfect; Therefore we are all perfect

- @Lightning

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booooooonanaaaaa am i being annnnnoying :3

- @llamalord279

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The way i see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

-Dolly Parton

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chicken nuggets still reign supreme tho

- @Lightning

more quotes here


💫 the actual part of my bio about me 💫

heyy *ignore the weird username btw, i gotta change that* and welcome to my bio!

im banana, one of the most annoying people youll ever meet.

im also an annoying psychopath 🥲

i need to get a life fr fr ;-;


people who mean 🅰  🅻🅾🆃 to me (im really glad i met you guysss)

 not in order of who's better, they're all superr amazingg <3 tongue.png

@Zoe - smart, funny, kind, caring, amazing, and my bestie. you make my day with your beautiful personality- youre an awesome friend (: one of the kindest people on here too!!!!! also i love ur pfps theyre superr cute

@MxC2031 - u concern me

@Mattew - cat i slapped across the face

@KirbieDerbieDoo2812 - im not that paranoid >:0

@Ninja_Tribunal - very "chivalrous" {according to kirbo}

@Avaniyup - girl I DONT WANT YOUR FLOOR REVEAL SMH i need that face reveal tho (;

@ThutaKyawZin - chill and awesome

@llamalord279 - llama lover who is very hyper lol (idk where u went but the bananas miss u)

@Martux09 - awesome girl, fun to talk to

@Anthony_L3G3ND - cool + very kind

@panzer115 - dancing tonk, and one of the kindest people i know on here. btw u make amazinggg pfps

@Myusernamesucksa - im scared of ur phase 5 (closed :/)

@dhughidgiyfgig - u r soo awesomee

@HisLovingServant - super nice, friendly, and amazing! (:

@Lightning - brings the thunder and also brings the chicken nuggets

@Squid - L squid if ur reading this u just gave me a view 😎 and if ur not squid then tysm for the view

@CocoQuail - yaurr girl u r amazing, kind, and funnyyy :3

@Hydrahta - nuke person w/ plutonium chips (im sorry i couldnt come up with anything else lol)

@Brisingaro - has an addiction to online fishing on discord (like fr i see you fishing almost everytime i log on the server 😑)

@DIMA-48 - like a sis to me


no, i dont actually eat banana peels.









banaba#7068 on discord


~~ my blog, which i barely post on ~~

~~ my superr fun + active + immature club, that u should def consider joining ~~


Am I wrong for thinking out the box from where I stay?
Am I wrong for saying that I'll choose another way?


I'm feeling like I'm famous, the talk of the town
They say I've gone mad
Yeah, I've gone mad
But they don't know what I know
'Cause when the sun goes down, someone's talking back
Yeah, they're talking back, oh
At night, when the stars light up my room
I sit by myself
Talking to the moon
Trying to get to you
In hopes you're on the other side talking to me too
Or am I a fool who sits alone talking to the moon?


if u ever need help with anything, just lmk


~more of the best quotes of all time~

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It's not difficult to get into Banana's bio. Just say something smart or something funny and boom, you're in.

- @Lightning

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Ok. Something smart or something funny

- @ScatteredWealth

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You cant have a midlife crisis if ur entire life is a crisis

- @Wolf_Girl_Abby

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Sugarrrrrr bzzzzz bump Im offf da walllllllllllz

- @Zoe

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CHICKEN NUGGET YUHHHH

- @Lightning

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This quote is so good that it will get into BananaPeelEater's bio

- @alphaous

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The best plan is no plan

- @Lightning

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fracking

- @ScatteredWealth

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Why do i have a feeling this amazing quote will go whoosh into Banana's bio?

- @CocoQuail

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Whnwsms when Banana goes cray cray...wait....that's everyday XDDDDDDDDD

- @ChillyChess2010

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This quote is so good it will get into banana's profile twice

- @TheMando300

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This quote is so good it will get into banana's profile twice

- @TheMando300

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Ezcwllent

- @Lightning

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everything I say is a great quote 😎

- @Lightning

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Yuhhhh

- @Lightning

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Woohoo my takeover of your profile is going very well

- @Lightning


dm me a club link {if its not important} -> blocked + reported + possibly get trolled at

no, im not joining any more clubs (unless it's important) + i accept (almost) all friend requests

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random facts about me (: ~ new fact everyday ig?

✿ FACT #1 ~ 1/8/2023 ~ soda cans are one of my biggest fears ;-;

✿ FACT #2 ~ 1/9/2023 ~ my fav color is yellow because bananananana

✿ FACT #3 ~ 1/10/2023 - my fav music genres are pop and classical

✿ FACT #4 ~ 1/11/2023 - im addicted to gum for some reason 0_o

✿ FACT #5 ~ 1/12/2023 - my fav song is sweet but psycho- its a gr8 songggg <<33

✿ FACT #6 ~ 1/13/2023 - fav book series is the mysterious benedict society; constance is w

✿ FACT #7 ~ 1/14/2023 - fav tv shows are assassination classroom, danganronpa, toh, the mysterious benedict society, & wednesday

✿ FACT #8 ~ 1/15/2022 - im really paranoid and i have major trust issues 0_o

✿ FACT #9 ~ 1/16/2023 - i am OBSESSED with keeping my grades all A's xd

✿ FACT #10 ~ 1/17/2023 - i have a habit of throwing multiclub arenas, @BoxJellyFishChess can confirm tongue.png

✿ FACT #11 ~ 1/18/2023 - uh my zodiac sign = gemini (im not too annoying dw xd)

✿ FACT #12 ~ 1/19/2023 - i loveeee music; i play the violin and piano

✿ FACT #13 ~ 1/20/2023 - as for sports i play tennis and volleyball

✿ FACT #14 ~ 1/21/2023 - im so stupid uwu

✿ FACT #15 ~ 1/22/2023 - uh im female, my pronouns are she/her (how do yall even misgender me)

✿ FACT #16 ~ 1/23/2023 - first friends on here were @Zoe and @Mattew, (guys  if ur reading this, ilysm- yall have been friends with me since the beginningggg)

✿ FACT #17 ~ 1/24/2023 - theres about 100 people following me but theyre not on my friends list 💀

✿ FACT #18 ~ 1/25/2023 - bday is may 28

✿ FACT #19  ~ 1/26/2023 - old username was tinypotato212


// some w clubs \\

the bananas

snail squad

anime and chess forever

venti's inn

snow victims club

celestial community

the chess sporties

shining smiles

mattewcorp

the mando's cantina

the club of fun attacking

(sorry if i forgot to add your club)


congratsss, you've reached the end of my bio and tysm for the +1 view :3