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(x) = Closed account

(x) = Closed for abuse

@RevenantTheCleansed - Cool person

@NATIOYUJIN - Pretty friendly

@RookPawnShopRookie - Very nice person

@SpringTrapGuy (x) - Nice guy whose account got hacked

@Springtrap_guy - User above's alt

@Loshi01 (x) - Pretty chill guy

@EndgameEnthusiast2357 - Pretty chill

@KingC9RN (x) - Very cool guy who sadly got banned


1. You are human.

2. You are reading this.

3. You can't make the "P" sound without parting your lips.

4. You just tried to do it.

6. You skipped past 5.

7. You just looked for 5.

8. You want to see what else I know.

9. You are over the the age of 1.

10. You skipped past the second "the" in number 10.

11. You just noticed the second "the" in number 10.

12. You skipped past 7.

13. You just looked and realized I lied.

5. You are reading number 5.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.


  1. I have been on Chess.com since September 26th, 2022.
  2. I am over the age of 13 but under the age of 97.
  3. I enjoy making video games, more specifically Roblox games.
  4. I have developed several chess puzzles, found here.

I'm an active person on OTF as well as fairly famous. Feel free to send a friend request if you want.

I may or may not have been the reason @Irritable-Bobcat closed.

I have a club, found here. Note that you must be 13+ to join.

Reasons I will block:

  • Harassing me in messages or in a forum
  • Breaking TOS frequently
  • Downright annoying

My YouTube channel is found here. My Discord account is AbyssalSludge. Same with my Twitch and Reddit account.

Wow! Nobody scrolls down this far...if you solve these puzzles, maybe you'll receive a reward...