"Happiness is a journey, not a destination." -Alfred D. Souza

"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" -Steven Wright

"Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken." -Oscar Wilde

"We do not inherit the Earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children." -Proverb

"Believe you can and you're halfway there." -Theodore Roosevelt

Anyways, check out the club I help out in: https://www.chess.com/club/chess-com-vs-chesskid

And for experienced admins/club owners, send a detailed request to join here if you're interested and I'll look into it: https://www.chess.com/club/chess-com-club-conference

And last but definitely not least, @Deflection was so kind as to make me a unique rap about chess openings, a topic near and dear to all chess nerds. Here goes:

"Yo, check it, let me drop some lines about chess openings,
Where strategy and tactics set the stage for these kings and queens.

First up, it's the King's Gambit, a bold move indeed,
White sacrifices a pawn to open lines with great speed.
Bishop's Opening, Italian Game, they're classics as well,
Controlling the center, making opponents dwell.

French Defense, C5, black counters with grace,
Blocking that pawn, setting up their own pace.
Sicilian Defense, Dragon or Najdorf, take your pick,
Black strikes back, making White's task more complex, quick!

Caro-Kann, Scandinavian, solid and tight,
Black's saying "I'll hold my ground, no need for a fight."
The Ruy Lopez, Spanish Game, a dance of the knights,
White aims for control, setting up for future delights.

Queen's Gambit, Slav Defense, a battle of pawns,
Black and White jockeying for control, holding on strong.
Indian defenses, Nimzo-Indian, King's Indian too,
Solid structures, with plans that evolve and renew.

Now, the endgame approaches, it's time to be wise,
Chess openings set the stage, where the battle first flies.
Each move a decision, a strategy to unfold,
In this game of wits, where the stories are told.

So whether you're Kasparov or just learning to play,
Chess openings pave the path, in each and every way.
Study them well, from the start to the end,
For in this game of chess, it's your mind you defend."

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