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Q: At what time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn.
Q: What do you call a cat that swallows a duck?
A: A duck-filled-fatty-pus
Q: What do you call a duck that steals?
A: A robber ducky.
Q: What did Detective Duck say to his partner?
A: “Let’s quack this case!”
Q: What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
A: “I hope I didn’t quack any!”
Q: What did the duck say when the waitress came?
A: Put it on my bill!
Q: What do you get when a duck bends over?
A: It’s Buttquack
Q: Why are ducks bad drivers?
A: Their windshields are qwacked.
Q: How do ducks talk?
A: They don’t You Quack.
Q: Did you hear about the duck who thought he was a squirrel?
A: It was one tough nut to quack.
Q: What do ducks get after they eat?
A: A bill!
Q: What happens when a duck flies upside down?
A: It quacks up
Q: Where did the duck go when he was sick?
A: To the ducktor!
Q: Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
A: Because they would quack up!
Q: Why was the teacher annoyed with the duck?
A: Because he wouldn’t quit quackin’ jokes!
Q: What does a duck get after he eats?
A: A bill
Q: What do ducks have with soup?
Q: What do ducks watch on TV?
Q: What do you call a duck with fangs?
A: Count Duckula!
Q: What do you get when you put four ducks in a box?
A: A box of quackers!
Q: What happens when Donald Duck flies upside down?
A: He quacks up!
Q: What is a chick’s favorite drink?
Q: What do you call a bird that can fix anything?
A: Duck Tape.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: Because there was a quack in the sidewalk.
Q: Why did the duck go to the bank?
A: Because he wanted to get a new bill.
Q: What do get if you cross a duck and Santa?
A: A Christmas Quacker.
Poor ducks... : ( so sad!
This cat is drunk!
Act this was when playing chess!
This is dinosaur marching parade!
This duck sure likes pizza!
- Darkwarrior Duck
- Darkwing Doubloon
- Darkwing Duck
- Darkwing Duck (character)
- Magica De Spell
- Destroyer Duck
- Dinky Duck
- Dirty Duck (comics)
- Disco Duck
- Dog and Duck (TV series)
- Dooby Duck's Disco Bus
- Danforth Drake and Margot Mallard
- Duck Dodgers
- Duck family (Disney)
- Duck Guy
- 0.0. Duck
- Daffy Duck
- Daisy Duck
- Dexter Duck
- Donald Duck
- Donna Duck
- Dynamo Duck
- Melissa Duck
- Plucky Duck
- Tina Russo Duck