x
Chess - Play & Learn

Chess.com

FREE - In Google Play

FREE - in Win Phone Store

VIEW
gustavtropolo

gustavtropolo

Julian Robin
California, United States
Joined
Jan 2, 2016
Last Login
2 hrs ago
Views
6,397
Followers
462
Points
1,283
Supporting member since May 23, 2016

Look Below for AWESOME puns jokes cute duck pics. chess puzzles+More!(click on More and scroll or ill send ducks to come stalk you!)phpKekSmw.jpeg

agar.io!   Look below for some awesome chess puzzles\_/ for all Elo                                                                                                                         levels               \/

slither.io                                                                           \/

diep.io                                                                               *

and...

Curvefever.io, my favorite!

phpvPFe2F.jpegphpXLsyVp.gifThis duck doesn't want to be sawed!phpDJ1p0d.gifphpbHnYC5.jpegphpP2uVXY.jpeg

phpk8UHp0.jpegphprjOCi6.pngphpqMxkPC.pngphpw9WBbD.jpegphpKPirK1.jpegphpkkSycg.jpeg This is my ftr.  Pet duck.phpNt7h46.jpegphpFIsRgk.jpegphp9sSPzy.jpeg

Look underneath these chess puzzles for the promised duck puns!

Elo: 1388
Elo:1284 
 

 
 
Also please join my group here:
Elo: 1540
Elo:1308

Elo:1190
 

Q: At what time does a duck wake up?

A: At the quack of dawn.

Q: What do you call a cat that swallows a duck?

A: A duck-filled-fatty-pus

 

Q: What do you call a duck that steals?

A: A robber ducky.

Q: What did Detective Duck say to his partner?

A: “Let’s quack this case!”

Q: What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?

A: “I hope I didn’t quack any!”

Q: What did the duck say when the waitress came?

A: Put it on my bill!

Q: What do you get when a duck bends over?

A: It’s Buttquack

Q: Why are ducks bad drivers?

A: Their windshields are qwacked.

Q: How do ducks talk?

A: They don’t You Quack.

Q: Did you hear about the duck who thought he was a squirrel?

A: It was one tough nut to quack.

 

Q: What do ducks get after they eat?

A: A bill!

Q: What happens when a duck flies upside down?

A: It quacks up

 

Q: Where did the duck go when he was sick?

A: To the ducktor!

 

Q: Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

A: Because they would quack up!

Q: Why was the teacher annoyed with the duck?

A: Because he wouldn’t quit quackin’ jokes!

Q: What does a duck get after he eats?

A: A bill

Q: What do ducks have with soup?

A: Quackers!

Q: What do ducks watch on TV?

A: Duck-umentaries!

Q: What do you call a duck with fangs?

A: Count Duckula!

Q: What do you get when you put four ducks in a box?

A: A box of quackers!

Q: What happens when Donald Duck flies upside down?

A: He quacks up!

Q: What is a chick’s favorite drink?

A: Peepsi!

 

Q: What do you call a bird that can fix anything?

A: Duck Tape.

Q: Why did the duck cross the road?

A: Because there was a quack in the sidewalk.

Q: Why did the duck go to the bank?

A: Because he wanted to get a new bill.

Q: What do get if you cross a duck and Santa?

A: A Christmas Quacker.

phpVsrMNN.jpegphpogWBQR.gifPoor ducks... : ( so sad!

phpq8uBTn.gifphpP1Q1J5.gifThis cat is drunk!

php0NZVwd.jpegAct this was when playing chess!

phpiAZDWZ.gif

php4QcxYQ.gif

php1zL3fN.gif

This is dinosaur marching parade! 

phpHITtAh.gif

This duck sure likes pizza!

 Duck I’m So Excited Meme

No notes
More Loading...

Trophies ()


There are no trophies

Online Now