99.9% of you won't post this. When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you. If you're one of 0.1% that cares, put this on your profile.

You have two choices of who runs your life, you or God. Chose the latter.

@AncientKnightBob: Departed for a better place on August 5, 2022. You will be missed in CYCT! See you later Pastor Bob!

Trying to get my elo to half of Magnus's!

If PFP is a sports team logo, I got it from

RIP Phillies

Fly Eagles Fly!

Shoutout to @CDRED141 for the picture at the bottom!

Ignorance is bliss, and that explains why people happily wear masks.

Now for the good stuff! This is a collection of inspiring quotes, deep wisdom, profound sayings, and utter nonsense.

All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all those who wander are lost.

"God bless us, every one!" - Tiny Tim

“The once born die twice, and the twice born die once.” - AW Tozer

"Facts are stubborn things." - John Adams

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us." - Gandalf

"Freedom is a never more than one generation away from extinction." - Ronald Reagan

"It's like being at home and on a holiday at the same time, if you understand me." - Sam Gamgee

"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of it's blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of it's miseries." Winston Churchill

"Good and ill have not changed since yesteryear... It is a man's part to discern them." - Aragorn

"And he that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf

"An Oliphaunt it was!" - Sam Gamgee

"I'm not weird, I'm just normal in an unusual way." - BaconFan06

"The reason she is laughing at everything you say is because she is showing off her white teeth." - Poor Richard's Almanack (Shout out to @GodsCoelacanth for suggesting it!)

"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them?" - Gandalf

"We may stand, if only on one leg, or at least be left still upon our knees." - Pippin

"Memory is not what the heart desires. That is only a mirror." - Gimli

"A man that flies form his fear may find that he has only taken a short cut to meet it." - Sador

"For who would lie idle when the king returns?" - Faramir

"Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it" - Thomas Sowell

"All Wizards should have a hobbit or two in their care" - Gandalf

"It needs but one foe to breed a war, not two" - Eowyn

"Wood and water, stock and stone, I can master; but there is a Wizard to manage here." - Treebeard

"Help oft shall come from the hands of the weak when the Wise falter." - Gandalf

"Who of all the Wise could have foreseen it? Or, if they are wise, why should they expect to know it, until the hour has struck?" - Elrond

"... I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend." - Faramir

"You don't really suppose, do you, that all your adventures and escapes were managed by mere luck, just for your sole benefit?" - Gandalf

"We'll I was born lucky, whatever my gaffer may say." - Sam Gamgee

"I may be a burglar, but I am an honest one, I hope, more or less." - Bilbo Baggins

"At the table small men may do the greater deeds" - Beregond

"My word, but the Gaffer would have a thing or two to say, if he saw me now!" - Sam Gamgee

"Let us now go on with the journey we have begun!" - Gandalf

🎶 Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow 🎶

Quote of the Year:

2022: TBD!

2021: "It's ok to be purple."

2020: "Is this guy Catholic?"

2019: "Wait Wait Wait Wait for the stuff!"

Bit by bit, my profile keeps getting longer XD

"For legal reasons, that was a joke!" - Brayden