Hello! Now that you have accidentally clicked on my name, at least stick around to read what I have to say. Or, if for some unfathomable reason you have misguided yourself into intentionally venturing onto this page, I suppose you can stick around too if you really want to. I'm Caleb from Virginia, but you already knew that cuz you were smart and read the part at that, didn't you? I'm homeschooled, which has enabled me to learn a variety of things for which the distant possibility exists that they could potentially come in handy one of these days. It has also wonderfully allowed me to attain the enviable title of uncultured swine, a title I wear with pride, and as such, I will do my best to miss any pop-culture references you give me and I'll do my best to return the favor by giving you history and geography references that you'll miss. I guess that is a thing that exists about me. History and geography are pretty interesting, try them out sometime. Or message me about them. I'll do my best to answer your questions, but don't be surprised when I fail to provide a satisfactory response. I'm currently a Life Scout in the Boy Scouts, and if I ever get my life back together, I'll be finishing up my Eagle Scout eventually. I'm also a Christian, so feel free to talk to me about that too. And if you are like me and you are a Christian and homeschooled and...Christian and homeschooled, try joining the Christian Homeschool Team, probably at the top of my clubs list down there *points down*. But you probably found me pretty boring, so go and look at the page of a more interesting person instead.

May the Forks be with you. Now, really, go do something else. This is the end. Nothing more. Bye. Why are you still reading. Shoo.