King_KDA13

"The dice said, 'Five.' And I said, 'I want to stay alive, I want to continue to thrive.' The dice said, 'No, I do not think so. Death is inevitable. Oh, such woe.'"

- Kadence "King" Alexander, 2021.

"Inevitable, is Death. Oh, such is life. . ."

- Kadence "King" Alexander, 2021.

"I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet. A Pawn, and a King."

-Frank Sinatra, 1966.

"The easiest way to become noticed, and famous, is to become a serial-killer, or a genocidist, and then get caught."

- Kadence "King" D'Angelo Alexander, 2021.

"Keep your comrades close, and your enemies six-feet-under."

- Kadence "King" D'Angelo Alexander, 2021.

"Reading a book, is just staring at a dead piece of tree for hours, and hallucinating." - Some Wise Person.

"You can't out-run your death."

- Kadence "King" D'Angelo Alexander, 2021.

"King here for free about the Nintendo Wii."

- Kadence "King" D'Angelo Alexander, 2021.

"You're a Garfield meme is pasta ravioli no Mondays eat lasagna."

- Kadence "King" D'Angelo Alexander, 2021.

"Remember: Reality is an illusion. The universe is a hologram. Buy gold, bye!"

- Bill Cipher, ????

You have been given a life-sentence at Facility K-Thirteen.

https://www.chess.com/club/facility-k-thirteen

Free Robux - freerobuxtoday.com .

Koogle HQ - https://www.chess.com/club/koogle-head-quarters .

Mathematics, plus Memes equals. . . "Mathememeics." I majored in Mathememeics.

To all of my followers and apostles: Infiltrate all clubs, profile notes, etc. And say "Ebola Corolla." You will be rewarded.

NBTUS: CJMM BJQIFS.

Number-One Best-Friend: Eric. (@Killr316.)

Second-Number-One Best-Friend: Jenny. (@K41SEN.)

Some Random Person That I Know: Katt. (@xXQueen_Of_ChessXx.)

Totally Regular Aunt: Nainika. (@NainikaV.)

Sistuh: Annabelle. (@MelodicUmbrella, and not my actual sister.)

Mother: Jenny. (@K41SEN.)

Father: Gabriel. (@DarkLordGanondorf.)

Papa: Penguin. (@1BadBluePenguine.)

Weird Aunt: Chloee. (@ChloeeNAustin4ever.)

Weird Uncle: Eric. (@Killr316.)

Full-Name: Kadence "King" D'Angelo Alexander.

Age: Thirteen.

Date of Birth: September Thirteenth, 2008.

Sex: Male.

Sexuality: Bisexual.

Siblings: None.

My Level of Mental-Stability: What's "Mental-Stability?" -Uncontrollable laughter-

Intelligence Quotient: Approximately one-hundred-and-twenty-five.

Taken: Yes.

Description: I was born, and raised in Eureka, California. I moved to Portland, Oregon, when I was about eight, and recently moved to Vancouver, Washington. I do not remember who created me, all I remember is waking up in an empty room. i am vry intilgent so aks me kwestshuns and ill answer them. I enjoy reading, and have read too many books to count. I have a random ability of being able to remember virtually everything that has ever happened to me, dating back to when I was about a year/two-years old. If you have any other questions about me, then just ask me via private-messages, or the chat-option.

Please spam my notes with nonsense, I'll give you awards for it.

They call chess the game of kings, because it is a game in which one learns to rule the kings. -.- .- -.. . -. -.-. . .. ... -. --- -- .- .--. .-. --- .--. .-.. .- -.-- . .-. Sprite Cranberry + Totino's Hot Pizza Rolls = Pleasure. The answer to life, the universe and everything is 42. Dogs bark because they want to. The sky appears blue because the Earth's atmosphere contains tiny molecules of gas and dust particles. Sunlight entering the atmosphere hits these molecules and dust particles. Colors with longer wavelengths, like red and yellow, can pass through the atmosphere without being scattered by these molecules of gas and dust particles. But the color blue, with its shorter wavelength, is scattered by the gas and dust molecules in the upper atmosphere. Rain is just the clouds crying. Humans exist only to die. Why are you still reading this? Yo tengo? The Krabby Patty Secret Formula consists of: Crab meat, SPAM, high-fructose corn syrup, corn starch, dog feces and human toenails. Along with several preservatives and chemicals. The equation for the end of the world: (2012 - 1999) = 13. 13 + (666 + 911) = 1,590. 1,590 + (303 + 444) = 2337. 2337 - 303 = 2034. 2034 - 13 = 2021. The world was thought to end in 2012 and 1999. 666 is a cursed number and 9/11 was a sad date. 303 444 303 backwards is the same, and those numbers are just weird. and 13 is an unlucky number. The world will end in 2021. Shrek is love, Shrek is life. We all will die soon, the world shall come to an end.

When you are on a meeting for school, and realize that your microphone was on the entire time. .-. I am secretly an ancient evil currently residing in a thirteen-year-old's body, giving the child infinite power and immortality.  When do you people think this pandemic is going to end? I honestly wouldn't care if it went on for another year. We have to keep our foods cold so that they do not expire, but we have to heat them up before we eat them so that we don't get sick. . . Humanity is a sickness, a disease. . .

If you have ever felt alone, hated, suicidal, apathetic, depressed, unwanted, or have just felt pain, please put this in your profile, even if you've just felt sad. People need to know that they aren't alone.  We're never alone, Cipher is always watching.

tHE itSy-BiTsY spIdEr wEnT uP tHE wAtEr SpoUT.
cLimAte cHanGE cAme AnD cAuSed a GiAnT drOugHt. tHe iTsy-BiTsY sPiDer tHankEd tHe HuMaN rAcE, fOr dEsTroYiNg pOoR MoTheR NAtuRe'S fACe.

I need sleep, but sleep needs me more, and I do not want sleep to have me. . .

Deathpacito.

Wow, you are reading this. . . If you are reading this, then please help me. Bill Cipher may just seem like a cartoon-character, but he is actually real, he sees through me.

Impressive, why are you wasting your time reading this?

He sees through me, and he sometimes takes over. Trust no one, not even myself.

Look how far we've come as a species!

Not even yourself. God isn't real, He can't help you. Cipher reigns supreme. . .

Okay go to sleep, stop reading this. I mean it.

We all will sleep forever, a lot sooner than you think.

Unless you have sleep paralysis like me, in which case, don't sleep.

Beware the Beast With Just One Eye; the Beast who sees your dreams at night.

We are born only to die. Our lives have no meaning, other than to be controlled by the Beast with One Eye.

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GRRR HRURHRUHUHR BRRR SHFUFFF jenny was here

Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen was here as well.

oh krrrrrrrr stella was also here 😌💩

Shrek was here. ... ...

Eric was here.

Tae was here✨😌

CJMM BJQIFS XBT IFSF. . .

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Bill Cipher Reigns Supreme, All Shall Face His Wrath.