- The Yiga Clan -

INTRO: 

Hello To All The LEGEND OF ZELDA Fans, Video Game Fans, And Chess Fans Who Like Bananas! We Are The Yiga Clan. Our Master Is The Strong, The Burly, The One, The Only, Master Kohga! (a.k.a. @cottonkandy) We Love Bananas And We Are Extremely Funny.

WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN:

We Love BOTW, And We Love Bananas! (We Also Love Other Link and Zelda Games) You Should Join This Club Because There Is Always Something Fun Going On! We Post Funny Clips, Videos, Pictures, And Memes. We Also Talk About Video Games Too. @cottonkandy posts BOTW Clips And You Can Send Her BOTW Clips Too And She Will Give You Credit In Her Videos! Lets Not Forget About Chess, But We Sure Do Like Chess!  We Post Fun Chess Puzzles And More! So, Please Join This Club. (We Really Need More Members Like You!)

QUICK DESCRIPTION OF US:

THE YIGA CLAN:
We are the Yiga Clan. We are the strong the burly the one the only. We are unstoppable. We are assassins. Mercy is for the weak. We hold the mightiest fruit. The mighty bananas. With these fruit we are 10x stronger, better, and bolder. Nobody can defeat us. Now Die. In the name of Master Kohga.

OTHER CLUBS:
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SO, If you want to be a Banana Assassin like this dude. 
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You have got to join! You are our only HOPE!