This is really a game. Seriously.

But the computer I'm using is having technical difficulties with the blog editor. I will edit later.

If you go through the game...watch what he does with his queen. Basically gives me the game, no?

1.Nf3 f6

2.e4 e5

3.Bc4 c5

4.c3 a6

5.d4 Bd6

6.O-O h6

7.Be3 Qb6

8.Qe2 g5

9.dxc5 Bxc5

10.Bxc5 Qxc5

11.Nfd2 b5

12.Qh5+ Kd8

13.Bd5 Ne7

14.Bxa8 Qd6

15.Rd1 Qc7

16.Qf7 Qd6

17.Na3 Qc5

18.Nc2 d6

19.Ne3 h5

20.Nf5 Nxf5
21.Qxf6+ Kc7

22.Qxh8 Ne3

23.Nb3 Qb6

24.Rd3 Ng4

25.Qg7+ Nd7

26.Qxg5 Qxf2+

27.Kh1 Ndf6

28.Rd2 Qb6

29.Re2 Nf2+

30.Rxf2 Qxf2

31.Qd2 Qa7

32.Rd1 Nd7

33.Qxd6+ Kd8

34.Rf1 Res.

He was of approximately even score: about 1540, which is where I am now. He may have been high; his name was Highboy, after all.