Stupid Chess Poetry

Chicken Chess

I'm playing chicken chess

I'm better than the rest

I'm the champion

I'm not a champiñones (cuz that's spanish for mushrooms.)

I'm playing chicken chess

I'm better than the rest

I can cluck with every click

And peck with every pick!

I'm playing chicken chess

I'm better than the rest

I can even get cluckmate

Because I am so great!

I'm playing chicken chess

I'm better than the rest

I'll knock the feathers

Off the others

When I'm playing Chicken Chess!