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What is the worst first move for White? The UNBIASED thread, all trolls welcome


  • 13 months ago · Quote · #61

    Fiveofswords

    1. white resigns

     

    cant argue with this guys...its objectively the worst move...you might argue 'more free time at the hotel bar' compensation but lets remember that this exists outside of the isloated system of the chess game.

  • 13 months ago · Quote · #62

    mybizislegit

    f3 got to be the worst where resigning is just refusal to play for white as for black though resigning  is the worst move. logic before refutation  fiveofswords. 

  • 13 months ago · Quote · #63

    MeTristan

    Resigning isn't really a move so...

    f3.

    Any knight move kind of develops it and any other pawn move may have more positive effects.

  • 13 months ago · Quote · #64

    sitholejo

    and I thought Chuck Norris was white.
  • 13 months ago · Quote · #65

    nyLsel

    He can't be white.

  • 13 months ago · Quote · #66

    nyLsel

    bobyyyy wrote:

    1. P-KB3 is not wise in my opinion.

    Descriptive Notation is still alive!!!

  • 5 weeks ago · Quote · #67

    macer75

    Haiku575 wrote:
    CalistoLez wrote:

    what is a "troll"?

    (JBHMD)

    Ah, good question! "Trolls" are actually two different kinds of people: the awesome kind, the ones that make a forum lively and entertaining via sarcasm and good humor, and then the kind of people that you'd rather kill than spend five minutes in the same room with them. Y'know, the kind of person who derails funerals for a living, etc. People heckling politicians during speeches are "trolls." Heck, politicians are "trolls" as well. Both kinds of trolls are common among forums, and (arguably) are necessary to a forum's survival.

    On a side note, I tried to discover the meaning of (JBHMD)... Google tells me it stands for "Jake Brody Huffs Mad Dong," but perhaps my research did not uncover the correct translation? o_o 

    Just came across this thread looking through random old threads, and saw your comment. I must say, that's one of the best explanations of the term I've ever seen!

  • 5 weeks ago · Quote · #68

    Arthuian

    Important to remember is the tempting but utterly devastating Ni0, developed by Chess Theorist and Anarchy Wingnut, Bob Dylan. It looks like a wholesome l. Kerouac-esque "On the Road" type deal when in reality, it's the South seceding from the Union, which is just awkward and from which, it may take centuries to recover.

  • 5 weeks ago · Quote · #69

    jackfast

    Haiku575 wrote:
    CalistoLez wrote:

    what is a "troll"?

    (JBHMD)

    Ah, good question! "Trolls" are actually two different kinds of people: the awesome kind, the ones that make a forum lively and entertaining via sarcasm and good humor, and then the kind of people that you'd rather kill than spend five minutes in the same room with them. Y'know, the kind of person who derails funerals for a living, etc. People heckling politicians during speeches are "trolls." Heck, politicians are "trolls" as well. Both kinds of trolls are common among forums, and (arguably) are necessary to a forum's survival.

    On a side note, I tried to discover the meaning of (JBHMD)... Google tells me it stands for "Jake Brody Huffs Mad Dong," but perhaps my research did not uncover the correct translation? o_o 

    A troll is a person who tells Yo Mama jokes at a orphanage.Tongue Out

  • 4 weeks ago · Quote · #70

    lolurspammed

    The same people that say d4 is abad opening are the same trolls who think the Queens Gambit is boring.

  • 4 weeks ago · Quote · #71

    Becky_the_Stabber

    The worst move is the King stepping down, of course, since he does not appear to have a heir.

  • 4 weeks ago · Quote · #72

    Arthuian

    though given the hypermodernism integral to 21st Century Chess, perhaps Ni0 is playable. can I vote instead for 1. Chinese Fire Drill?!! As this throws away the initiative inherent to White just to play as black or even to watch on the sidelines

  • 4 weeks ago · Quote · #73

    Garrus_Vakarian

    1. f3 should be the worst


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