As white, I'm a d4 player:
Nimzo-Indian with 4. Qc2
Exchange QGD
Flick-knife attack
Samisch KID
Fianchetto KID
London System
Gruenfeld with 4. Nf3 and 5. Bg5
Benko Gambit Zaitsev variation
Mainline Slav
QGA with 3. e4
As black, I'm a French/Dutch player:
Classical French
Closed Tarrash French
Mainline Advanced French
Leningrad Dutch with 7. c6
Stonewall Dutch with 6. Be7
Staunton Gambit with 4. Nc6
Dutch with 2. Bg5 h6
Reversed closed Sicilian
The Title says it all.