Funny how you can mean one thing with words but it sounds like something completely different.
I gave up my computer earlier today so my son could do some homework as he needed the net and the laptop was playing up. I was sitting next to him trying to make a chess move on my phone. I could have sworn I had a pawn sitting in the h file but couldn't see it anymore, and thinking out loud I said "What happened to that pawn!!?" My son turned and looked at me and said "What did you say?" I laughed so loud.
Longtime chess - or does that sound too Thai? (me love you longtime chess)
hahaha..