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artfizz

Since no-one has any more time or ingenuity than me, here are some images to go with the TROPHY ideas.

Name

IMAGE

MESSAGE

Agatha Christie Trophy

chalk outline of body

It’s a mystery to me why you didn’t win!

Alternate View 1

podium 2nd place

You didn’t WIN – but you didn’t DRAW either!

Alternate View 2

rosette 2nd place

The next best result to a win!

Alternate View 3

stack of chess pieces

That would have been a win – with a few different moves.

Alternate View 4

boxer lying on canvas

You won it all – except the result.

Competitor

sprinters at tape

Silver Medal Position

Enthusiasm

flapping trying to fly

You lost the game – but not your enthusiasm

Eric Morecambe Trophy


All the right moves, but not necessarily in the right order!

Exaggeration

fisherman's hands

You came THAT close to winning!

Excitement

onlookers

You’re not losing a chess game, you’re gaining a reputation.

Experiments 1

fingerboards

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he is lost?

Experiments 2

test tubes

To succeed – you must first fail.

Fortune 1


One of had to lose – and this time it was you!

Fortune 2

Running from bear

Sometime you get the bear; sometimes the bear gets you!

Fortune 3

Dice

You win some – you lose some.

Fortune 4


Some you win, some you lose.

Going For It


No pain, no game!

Heroic Failure

homer simpson D'oh!

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. - Homer Simpson

Insurance


There are worse things in life than losing a game of chess. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Joke 1

cards

You’re better at losing than I am.

Joke 2

dice

You’re better than me … at losing.

Joke 3

Rock/paper/scissors

I was all set to lose – but you beat me to it.

Joke 4

Riding backwards in a horse race - or riding in the opposite direction

You snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.

Optimism 1

shirt

Don’t tell me you lost again!

Optimism 2

1-ton weight falls next to you

You lost the game but – it could have been worse!

Optimism 3

Crane with wrecking ball knocks house down

Losing isn’t everything!

Philosophy 1

Running for train

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Shakepeare Trophy

Shakepeare

Some great plays in there!

Staring

Kasparov pose

There is a fine line between playing chess and just sitting staring at the board like an idiot.

Still Trying

Drawing board + designs crossed out OR paper bin + crumpled paper

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new." (EINSTEIN)


artfizz

SURVEY SUGGESTION:

Which chess.com feature or tool (if it wasn't there) would you miss the most ?

  • Analysis Board
  • Chess Mentor
  • Conditional Moves
  • Game Explorer (opening database)
  • Tactics Trainer
dwaxe

Survey Question: Do you use the chess.com forums?

Yes, every day

Yes, occasionally

Yes, once

No, never

artfizz

SURVEY SUGGESTION

What do you consider the most annoying aspect of the forums?

  • The same boring, unimaginative, repetitive topics continually recur.
  • SEARCH facilities are so poor that it’s next-to-impossible to find anything.
  • There is no facility to reference individual posts.
  • Too many contributors post inane comments such as “LOL”, “First!” or “me 2”.
  • Some members are so opinionated in their expressed views – almost to the point of fanaticism.
p.s. This list has been considerably expanded here ... http://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/tally-forum-annoyances
farbror

I'd say SEARCH facilities! But it would be neat to be able to reference a specific post in some thread.

artfizz

SURVEY SUGGESTION

Which type of photo/image/avatar are you using to represent you on chess.com?

  • portrait photo of myself
  • line drawing/artistic version of myself
  • picture of a more attractive person that I pass off as myself (Gumpty)
  • family/friends group photo
  • famous person
  • recognisable object
  • abstract image
  • no image
gumpty
artfizz wrote:

SURVEY SUGGESTION

Which type of photo/image/avatar are you using to represent you on chess.com?

portrait photo of myself
family/friends group photo
famous person
recognisable object
abstract image
no image

Arty you forgot to include :''I use a picture of somebody far more attractive than myself and pretend that its me'' :-)
shane97

Ruler of the KingA-8_02.jpg

gumpty
mouseslip? http://i.pbase.com/u21/lmatson/large/13325548.rat_leg_02.jpg
artfizz

Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /u21/lmatson/large/13325548.rat_leg_02.jpg on this server.

gumpty
maybe this will work then? http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://i.pbase.com/u21/lmatson/large/13325548.rat_leg_02.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.pbase.com/image/13325548&usg=__IyhwEb2v8GQm-AO-TDqIIItN99E=&h=533&w=800&sz=82&hl=en&start=25&tbnid=_4Bjt88TSC0aCM:&tbnh=95&tbnw=143&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmouse%2Bon%2Bcrutches%26start%3D20%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN
artfizz

The link works fine. Needless to say, the URL is treated unkindly by the formatting - unlike the mouse and this one ...

http://www.pbase.com/image/13325548

artfizz

The new trophies are being rolled out (on page 5).

There's still no direct way to view the game trophies, except at the point of awarding one, (apart from using the Billium248 Method ...

 unless you've given a trophy to every single opponent for every single game in your archive, just go to one in which you DIDN'T give a trophy and click on the "give a trophy" just long enuf to see all the options without actually giving the trophy.)

Any chance of seeing the statistics on the frequency of use of the GAME - and the FUN trophies? How about varying the order of showing the available trophies? Use: random order, or frequency of use, or ...

DrBobR

I'd like to find a specific trophy .. .how do I do that? I tried paging and missed it.

Billium248
artfizz wrote:

How about varying the order of showing the available trophies? Use: random order, or frequency of use, or ...


I would NOT like this.  I have gotten used to what page my favorite trophies to give are on so that I can go to it more quickly.  If the order was random or changing, I would have to search for it each time.

DrBobR
Billium248 wrote:

 If the order was random or changing, I would have to search for it each time.


I agree 150% UNLESS you provide a way to search for a specific trophy -- in that case, random might be ok because it would showcase the various trophies. IMHO Cool

artfizz

SURVEY SUGGESTION

How many chess.com GROUPS do you belong to?

More than 20

10 .. 20

6 .. 9

2 .. 5

1

None

artfizz

Regarding surveys, the only option currently available is a discrete, multiple-choice variable (radio buttons). Could support for numbers be added? This would be much more natural for surveys such as: How many chess.com groups do you belong to?

artfizz

SURVEY SUGGESTION:

How often do you participate in a chess.com survey?

Every time one appears

Occasionally

Never

Baseballfan
artfizz wrote:

SURVEY SUGGESTION:

How often do you participate in a chess.com survey?

Every time one appears

Occasionally

Never


There would be a bit of irony for anyone to answer "never" to that, would there not? :-)