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electricpawn

What if a cat became world champion? What if it was a girl cat? what if it had big old teats? How would she move the pieces or record the game score? 

Would she play the CAT a lan?

Glass-Spider

That's not even a real volcano.

AlCzervik
electricpawn wrote:

What if a cat became world champion? What if it was a girl cat? what if it had big old teats? How would she move the pieces or record the game score? 

Would she play the CAT a lan?

How about a dog pushing pieces? Or, a ferret? A turtle may do well on long time control.

doaftheloaf

well, there is that saying about the chess-playing pigeon.  he knocks over the pieces, shits on the board, and flies back to his flock to claim victory.

malta4chess

In your opinion what is the most important things I should do when playing Rapid 15 min. each player chess games ?

Irontiger
malta4chess wrote:

In your opinion what is the most important things I should do when playing Rapid 15 min. each player chess games ?

Avoiding posting in unrelated threads is a good start.

 

I had never seen TheGrobe start a troll before. Well, I guess things  happen.

AlCzervik
malta4chess wrote:

In your opinion what is the most important things I should do when playing Rapid 15 min. each player chess games ?

Win.

Mainline_Novelty
AlCzervik wrote:
electricpawn wrote:

What if a cat became world champion? What if it was a girl cat? what if it had big old teats? How would she move the pieces or record the game score? 

Would she play the CAT a lan?

How about a dog pushing pieces? Or, a ferret? A turtle may do well on long time control.

He would play the Colle.